STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SHIT ALPHABET

I just had a shit that looks exactly like a right parenthesis. I remember you had a G or an S recently on your site (or was it a penis?). Why don’t you guys do a whole shit alphabet? You could get people to send in different letters until we had an entire font. Then you could write stuff with it. Letters to the president and stuff. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Sincerely,
-BRIAN

Dear Brian,

Great fucking idea. Too bad it’s been done:

The Internet giveth (getting people together for fun projects) and the Internet taketh away (showing you that just about every funny idea has been done).

Sincerely,
-SBTVC

Send “Dear Street Carnage” letters to SBTVC@StreetCarnage.com

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6 Comments

Uncle Wah Wah Says:

This has the grainy quality of those old Loch Ness monster photos. Personally, I think this was sculpted with his hands. Shame on you, Brian. At many, many different levels.

03.15.10 at 10:45 am
MC Lyte Says:

MC Lyte’s not havin it

03.15.10 at 12:05 pm
Super Broker Says:

God, stop it.

03.15.10 at 12:27 pm
VIET DONG Says:

That internet alphabet is missing some letters. I bet the readers of street carnage could do better.

03.15.10 at 12:36 pm
milky Says:

oh GOD what’s wrong with y???

03.15.10 at 2:33 pm
Salad Says:

What about the extended character set?

http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/characterentities_famsupp_69.html

We have a lot more shitting to do people.
It’s go time.

03.15.10 at 5:43 pm

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STREET BONER 1680

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.