Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SHITTING WITH NO SHIRT

By: Charles

Charles — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:32:49 +0000

This isn’t a streetboner entry, this a Seinfeld ep.

By: yummers

yummers — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:28:37 +0000

my brother and i both teach in busan, korea and some of the subway stations in this city have only the mini bathtub-looking floor hole. no bowl. i’ve had some freaky cliffhangers where i’m not sure on my squat position and i’m worried that i’m shitting directly into my bumfled clothes. it could be congenital retardation, but my brother says that he avoids this stress by going porky pig. IN A NASTY ASIAN STALL WHERE YOU’RE MEANT TO SHIT INTO A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

By: lol@u

lol@u — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:15:42 +0000

what are you retarded? drink some fucking coffee, wait til it hits… then shower. who the fuck doesn’t know this already?

By: Beef

Beef — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:58:28 +0000

# panda force Says:
08.20.08 at 12:56 am

Do you still have to wipe if you shit before taking a shower?

– Of course. You don’t want shit all over your washcloth and shower.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:43:28 +0000

Thats not me in the picture but I’m sure the guy loves his ninja tattoo. And, I definitely remove the mat and never wear socks, The socks are like the first to go.

By: panda force

panda force — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:30:09 +0000

Oh hell no, you throw that shit out

By: momo

momo — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:22:02 +0000

its the worst when you get little tiny pieces of poop lodged in your luffa, do you throw it away or just pretend its not there next time?

By: buk ryhmes with puke

buk ryhmes with puke — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:45:02 +0000

it’s been said before, but awesome gi joe tattoo, that’s the symbol for the arashikage ninja clan that snake eyes and stormshadow belonged to…

By: panda force

panda force — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:06:13 +0000

Oh, O.K. Thanks for clearing that up, count brad lee. My second question (I am a very difident shitter): Is it better to clump or fold the toilet paper? I tend to clump because hey, there is no use in being pretty when that stuff is just going to touch your ass.

By: count brad lee

count brad lee — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:51:07 +0000

if you don’t wipe before taking a shower you got to have one of those detachable shower head things so you can biffy and jiffy that shit. even if you can direct the spray up, after getting out of this straight shit to shower shower, chances are if you do one a those interior wipes i.e. the kind where you have to fingertip yourself to deturd the inside rim, you will see brown or in Nick’s case red or in my case green.
best thing to do is shit and do a minor wipe to get off the chunks of gristle then shower and go get rimmed in such cleanliness that your hooker will confuse your anus with a double cream dipped ballsack. if you have to shit after the shower, jump back in for 30 seconds it’s not that inconvenient. the wet wipes thing is controversial, I got some at home kind of tucked out of the way cos I don’t want to live like an animal but I also don’t want my friends touching the pack with their shitty hands and then have that thing marinate in my bathroom and steam around shit particulate

there’s no way this guy shits ‘entirely naked’ anywhere but his own house. in public washrooms sometimes there ain’t even a hook man. what and you take off your socks and shoes and let your feet plop into a gritty puddle of piss