STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SKATE WITCHES

Do you know about the Skate Witches? Basically, what you need to know is:

1. They don’t take no crap from no one.
2. They want to run all the wimp boy skateboarders off the streets.
3. If you don’t have a rat, you can’t be one of them.

Your friend,

Jeffrey

This entry was posted on 12.09.08 at 3:50 pm by SBTVC . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

25 Comments

tommy gun Says:

chick in the misfits shirt is hotttt man. damn!

12.09.08 at 3:53 pm
CRAMPON Says:

i have beat off to this 4 times today.

5

12.09.08 at 4:18 pm
zeb Says:

authentic tuff trash. i love it.

12.09.08 at 4:39 pm
lol@u Says:

they talk like the chicks in Liquid Sky.

12.09.08 at 4:44 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Period.

12.09.08 at 5:09 pm
Dr. Alban Says:

the “queen witch” talks like kim gordon.

12.09.08 at 5:50 pm
whiners suck Says:

This looks like some awesome aborted John Waters project.

12.09.08 at 6:29 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

They’re about as intimidating as a FSU recruiting tape. Adorable though.

12.09.08 at 6:34 pm
teen inards Says:

to be quite frank ahaha haha

12.09.08 at 7:03 pm
cuntage Says:

someone made a song with the stuff they say. who

12.09.08 at 8:14 pm
Pooipe Pants Says:

Sweet band name

12.09.08 at 8:38 pm
deLuca Says:

i think that’s the first time “ready to rumble anytime” and “to be quite frank” have been said by the same person without like 15 years in between.

12.09.08 at 11:03 pm
drippy dog dix and cum or something Says:

Don’t forget, “and anyone who begs to differ”.

12.09.08 at 11:16 pm
felicia Says:

ughh dikes, I’m NOT AFRAID OF YOU

12.10.08 at 12:55 am
delanoche Says:

yesyesyesyesyesyes… you all own rats? no.

12.10.08 at 1:11 am
rutheffect Says:

i’m in a gang called the skate gheys and you cant join unless you have a gerbil.

12.10.08 at 1:47 am
Ugly Says:

yeah right like two years ago…sheesh.

12.10.08 at 3:23 am
Bad News Blues Says:

The Misfits one looks like Clare Forliani. A bit.

12.10.08 at 5:17 am
CRAMPON Says:

still ‘bating to this one.

fap fap fap fap fap fap

12.10.08 at 10:23 am
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Using the spelling g-h-e-y is absolute nonsense. It’s gay in fact. The gays don’t have the term on lockdown, it’s simply in a transitional phase. My Grandpa’s generation used the word too, but not to describe anyone’s sexual preference. I would have to imagine spelling it that way is more of an insult to a homosexual person’s intelligence than anything else. It’s also really, really gay.

12.10.08 at 11:29 am
greg Says:

canadian ruffians

12.10.08 at 1:08 pm
slutever Says:

A punk band called Indie Boys Don’t Boners turned this sketch into a song called Rat. You can listen here : http://www.myspace.com/ibdgboners

12.10.08 at 1:17 pm
misanthrope Says:

and they don’t even push mongo

12.10.08 at 3:53 pm
rutheffect Says:

ghey is plural for gere. i dont know what your talking about.

12.10.08 at 8:20 pm
t-pains son Says:

thats the one, but dont call em punk……

12.11.08 at 4:42 am

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