I’ve engaged in very bizarre sexual behaviors since way before I hit puberty. Here’s a brief rundown of some of the stuff that my addiction has led me to do in the past 17 years or so since I grew hair “down there” (the prepubescent stuff just involves weird masturbation habits):
As soon as I got a car in high school, I started roaming the seedy and industrial areas of my town in search of $20 redneck hookers. There was one particular strip where they always were and I used to get my 16 year old dick sucked by them quite frequently and even fucked one or two of them. This led me to get ripped off a couple of times.
Around the same age, I also started frequenting many of the porno stores in town for use of their 25 cent video “peep show” booths, which often had glory holes in them where truckers and other gross rednecks would lurk and wait for anonymous encounters. I let more than one old man suck my dick, but usually I would just jerk off to the porn. One of the times the old guy working at the store gave me a blow up sex doll in exchange for me letting him suck my succulent young wiener. I once got busted going into one of the porno stores by some kids from school. They were there visiting this guy who they knew who worked there. Obviously they wondered what I was doing there and I told them that I was there to buy whippets. One of the dudes told a bunch of people in school that I suck off old dudes at porno stores and I was super-pissed, obviously.
After I school, I spent a few years in a Mediterranean country (for military related reasons) that had super cheap, white-slavery Russian prostitutes. Some of them indeed were very hot and full sex was only about $25. I spent such a huge chunk of my money on them. I must have fucked over a hundred, maybe almost two hundred. Yes, I understand how morally reprehensible the whole forced-prostitution-thing is, but I didn’t really get it at the time.
Upon returning stateside, I discovered the wonders of those telephone chat lines that you see advertised on late night TV. No, not the phone-sex ones, but rather the “singles” ones. I hooked up with so many gross rednecks from those things. Some were old and fat, some were young (even high school age), some were very stinky, some lived in trailers, most were stupid and most were people you’d never wanna actually date. Over a couple year span, I may have fucked well over 100 of these girls as well. Around this time, I had also gotten a job as a doorman at a strip-club, which allowed me plenty of access to doped-up, molestation-victim, white trash pussy. Also around this time, I developed a taste for trannies, which I’ll get more into later.
After two years of working at the strip club, I quit in order to go to college. This period is a bit less eventful because I started weening myself off of the chat-lines, got a girlfriend or two, started playing in bands, going to shows, doing coke, partying, etc. In other words, I started becoming a lot more normal. Also, my addiction kinda shifted from real people to internet porn. A whole shit-ton of internet porn. Like, I probably indulge in as much of it in a couple months as most do in their whole lives.
My studies eventually brought me to the great city of New York, a place filled with all sorts of opportunities for the depraved. While there, I had a live-in art student girlfriend who went to Pratt, and I played in several bands from noise to metal to punkish stuff. My darker side, though, liked to go on coke benders wherein I would often find myself wandering the slums of Bed-Stuy, Yonkers and the like at sunrise after having spent several hours with a Puerto-Rican or black tranny prostitute.
After a couple of years up there, I came back down south to my hometown, where I suddenly and, for the first time in my life, was the object of desire for hot, cultured, classy dames. I don’t know why they want me all of the sudden, but they do. Maybe it’s because I’m older, more confident, more cultured, more stylish, have artsy tattoos, or any combination therein. It’s weird, and I no longer have to engage in all that risky hanky-panky because real girls actually want me, and I have figured out how to make it happen with them. I went on a bit of a boning spree when I first got back in town and then I got a girlfriend who I’m trying my damnedest (and mostly succeeding) not trying to cheat on.
Anyway, that was a breif synopsis of my weird life in relation to my sex addiction. I would love it if you were to publish this on your esteemed website. What I have written here is 100% true, and I would be more than happy to indulge you and your readers more fully and with more details about any of the aspects of my antics that your sick, jaded, voyeuristic hearts might want to know about. Obviously I couldn’t get into too much detail as this letter is alrady plenty long. (Oh, and there were a few of incidents where I got busted by my peers and had to creatively come up with a way out.)
Anyway, I hope you find this interesting. By the way, I know that if you do publish this, I will recieve an onslaught of name-calling etc. in the comments section and maybe even by you, but I’m prepared to sift through that in order to find legitimate questions that people might have. Oh, and let me go ahead and answer this one for you: I actually have NO STDs. Seriously, somehow I don’t have any at all.
Danny
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fake, boring
07.08.09 at 9:19 am
I guess in your opinion herpes is more of a nuisance than a disease.
07.08.09 at 9:22 am
i really have no idea of the chronology of this all. you must have gone to college at like 24
07.08.09 at 9:55 am
“Around this time, I had also gotten a job as a doorman at a strip-club, which allowed me plenty of access to doped-up, molestation-victim, white trash pussy. Also around this time, I developed a taste for trannies, which I’ll get more into later.”
Maybe the best paragraph i have ever read. You Sir are a prince and a man of great honor. Emailing this to everyone I know, even important people who might not like/hire/pay me anymore.
07.08.09 at 10:06 am
What a waste of time all those years were for a dude who clearly just wants to suck his own dick while looking in the mirror.
07.08.09 at 10:49 am
i have a similar story, but from the opposite side (fetish hooking via craigslist and sugar daddies since highschool). i wonder if he ever tells his gfs.
07.08.09 at 11:16 am
i call bullshit. nevertheless, i find it very inspiring
07.08.09 at 11:55 am
What exactly does this have to do with sex addiction? This guy’s just bragging about all the sex he’s had.
07.08.09 at 12:13 pm
addiction? i guess this is considered a lot for someone of limited good looks and possessing low self-esteem.
07.08.09 at 1:22 pm
I want to hear more about your developing “a taste for trannies”. How does one go about doing so? Serious question.
07.08.09 at 1:29 pm
We wanna read about the getting busted stuff!
07.08.09 at 1:29 pm
You’re just self-indulgent and can’t say no to yourself. Sex addiction is a COP OUT. Get over yourself and have fun in your dirty hick town!! I’m sure they give you parades there for being such a cooool sexed up legend.
07.08.09 at 1:46 pm
after the failure of the hockey orgy anything sounds promising
07.08.09 at 1:57 pm
i also have a sex addiction. it got so bad that i once accidentally a whole coca cola bottle.
07.08.09 at 1:59 pm
thanks, i feel a little less guilty now.
07.08.09 at 4:07 pm
ha ha!! derka derka, best name ever!
07.08.09 at 5:12 pm
being a male sex addict, (which is a phrase i use as a joke, but is probably totally true) seems alot easier than being a female. where are the young dudes hangin on the corner? hence you fuck every hot guy you know repeatedly, and some of the notsomuchso and then you have to move cuz everybody knows yr a whore.
07.08.09 at 6:33 pm
My finely honed BS meter is telling me that most of what this guy is saying is true. It has the ring of truth that is, unlike a certain cuckolded hockey fan.
07.08.09 at 7:40 pm
YAAAAAAWN
07.08.09 at 7:46 pm
“My finely honed BS meter is telling me that most of what this guy is saying is true. It has the ring of truth that is, unlike a certain cuckolded hockey fan.”
Still, who gives a fuck?
07.08.09 at 8:12 pm
Do you live in Richmond, VA?
07.08.09 at 8:13 pm
All in all the worst part of dealing with any prostitute is that they aren’t automatically dead afterwards. You end up saying you have a “No talking” fetish. “Seriously, and I don’t care that your cat only likes whiskas. I’ll fuck it’s mouthhole full of Whiskas if you don’t shuttapp!!”
07.08.09 at 9:25 pm
what’s the most times you’ve ever cummed in a day? also, you never got the clap? i had sex with like 2 people in all my life and I got the clap
07.08.09 at 10:04 pm
How many hours of internet porn did you watch in a day because I’m willing to bet that the average commentor on STVC watches more.
07.08.09 at 10:30 pm
prostitution should just be legal. I mean why the fuck not?? It’s a lot like the pot argument, if its regulated then the potential for risks becomes almost nill.
07.09.09 at 1:59 am
tight.
07.09.09 at 4:29 am
save it for sex addicts anonymous dude. Or don’t.
07.09.09 at 8:44 am
this is great. i want to know more. still, spend a month hanging with expats or euro 20 somethings in phuket or pattaya, you’ll have plenty more to say.
07.09.09 at 11:29 am
I want to know how much you tell your girlfriends and what their reaction is. I also want to know which fetishes you still feel the need to indulge in even though you have a steady girlfriend. Surely it can’t be that easy to switch the darker side of you off.
07.09.09 at 1:04 pm
Sex is boring!
07.13.09 at 4:37 am
wow, you had sex with a bunch of dumb, ugly, confused people. what a douchelord. why would you even email that to anyone.
07.18.09 at 5:39 am