DEAR STREET CARNAGE: STOP POSTING GROSS SHIT


Dear Dickhead,

Please stop posting all that gross shit. Lola Ferrari tits? Cutting emo girls? Hemorrhoids (that was like a week ago but it made my RSS reader barf so I remember it)? C’mon, man.

PS - This Lil Jon mashup is the best shit since bees got knees.

Holla.

- Ross

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26 Comments

  1. emmzies Says:

    srsly.

  2. newwt Says:

    ur gay

  3. zeb Says:

    Between the gross shit and that broad who thought she should explain what schadenfreude meant, this site has been kinda slacking a little lately.

  4. CaptainQueef Says:

    aahhahha thats fuckin great when they spray the icing everywhere

  5. Pedobear Says:

    the vid is 43679% win. that gay letter is gay.

    “oh noes!! super deformed huge tits and a bloody, cut up bitch!! nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!”
    *falls to knees and crys*
    haha! yeah that’s you, Ross

    p.s. that chick is getting a little old for my tastes >.<

  6. wharf Says:

    dear street carnage,
    POST MORE GROSS SHIT!
    thank you.

  7. Fredo Says:

    HAAHAHA

  8. pat Says:

    don’t turn into the DJ that tries to wow his audience with the most bizarre shit he can find.

  9. Mike W Says:

    This chick is a lesbian in real life. That’s pretty gross…ly amazing and hot.

  10. baby Buster Says:

    Seriously, I can handle most of the gross shit but that cut up emo bitch really ruined my day. I still can get it out of my head. How could someone do that to themself?!?!?!

  11. wopgenious Says:

    think i saw snoop
    awesome

  12. YarpYarp Says:

    Wow, SINCE BEES GOT KNEES! That lil girl is for real tho.

  13. other ross Says:

    dude we have the same name sweet that never happens

  14. Beef Says:

    Ross is shitty.

  15. SHITCOCK Says:

    LAZYTOWN IS SO YTMND 2006.

  16. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    You’re at a site incorporating the word “boner” in it.

  17. an hero Says:

    It is not surprising that this mashup exists, considering how many pedos are into this chick.

  18. Jetpack Says:

    Oh, I get it. Mashing an obscenity-laden crunk tune into a kids song. Hilariously ironic! Subversive!

    More chicks cutting, please.

  19. Jetpack detractor Says:

    who’s gives a shit if it’s subversive? it’s fuggin hilarious!

  20. nibby Says:

    this tune will not leave my head. OUT WITH YE!

  21. Jetpack Says:

    Only stupid people think it is hilarious. Do you hear me? Stupid people.

  22. reettelycle Says:

    Nothing seems to be easier than seeing someone whom you can help but not helping.
    I suggest we start giving it a try. Give love to the ones that need it.
    God will appreciate it.

  23. Anabel_Yhanse Says:

    Can I download hq (high quality) clips from Youtube?
    If I try web downloaders it gives me <FLV

  24. hemorrhoids Says:

    Great post, thanks for the info

  25. rarmMeaks Says:

    I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

  26. waineesia Says:

    Hey Folks

    I’ve been passive on this forum for a while now, so here goes my first post! a great site I’ve found for Free Mobile Applications etc. is Esnips.com I’ve found everything on my list…

    let me know what you think!, Hope this helps ;-)

    Cheers

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