Hi Street Carnage, I have found a blog I think you guys will find hilarious … it’s absolutely merciless in how it sends up white western culture, which is super ripe for making fun of. I think you’ll find it right up your alleys. keep up the funny work yourselves!
Peace, Jake
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
Geez, everyone is talking about this site. Please stop sending us emails and IMs telling us to check it out. We’re fucking checking it out OK? It is pretty fuggin’ funny though. One beef is “divorce.” Divorce is not a white thing. It’s a boomer thing. Two thirds of America is divorced and it goes across all racial and class borders. Right?
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White Whine is where it’s at. One sentence posts consisting of white people’s complaints: http://whitewhine.tumblr.com
02.24.08 at 12:33 am
Dudes, just so you know, Vice has a blog entry about this same website up right now.
02.24.08 at 1:25 am
dear street carnage I found this blog on Viceland.com
02.24.08 at 5:34 am
dear fagnutfaces, i found this blog on everyfuckin internet site anywhere because its the goddam internet and shitfuckin everyone knows where everything is.
its an awesome site.
in general, is the internet getting worse? like more boring?
02.24.08 at 6:43 am
Does “super ripe for making fun of” mean “this has been done consistently for the past forty years amid a climate where it’s absolutely forbidden to make fun of any other ethnic group in this way”?
02.24.08 at 7:03 am
I feel so fucking white right now
02.24.08 at 5:28 pm
Oh Shit..
What’s gonna happen when everyone finds out about this place called the internet and everyone starts recycling the same stuff over and over again??
Where’s everyone gonna hang out then??
02.24.08 at 9:45 pm
not you guys ramming this G-rated sarcasm down my eyes as well. this kind of satire is about as ‘merciless’ as a nice smelling hug with a little back pat at the end along with a whispered offer in your ear of a big bump in the can.
its entertaining but a letdown, like a sadistic looking chick going down to bite your ass and then giving mostly slurps… I know I didn’t pay but come on girl, why you wearing boots like that then. and the black bangs? didn’t live up to the premise.. I like razzes of trustafarians and hipsters as much as the next mannish chode but it’s annoying how my friends who are most pegged by things on the list are the ones who have forwarded it to everyone they know and their moms. considering they now feel able to add ’self-knowing smirk’ to their catalogue of stupid facial expressions I think they got off way too easy here
02.25.08 at 9:08 am
Who the fuck reads “Vice”?
02.25.08 at 2:35 pm
Dude’s from Toronto.
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-rodriguez25feb25,0,1952462.column
02.25.08 at 5:35 pm
I can’t even get my head around the fact that white people love that blog. It’s like… hurting me to think too hard about it. Is the blog ever featured on the blog?
Shit.
02.26.08 at 1:17 am
it’s funny cos these guys have approximated the vice outlook but made it way more accessible, and as a result they’ve had more hits in six weeks than viceland probably has in an average six months. I thinking that’s why gavin got phased out.. the elitist harshness of his humor was stopping the lucre opportunities. well I think the new do’s and don’ts are refreshing, they have more references to Justice and manage to be perfectly funny (I call em smilers) without being cruel. that’s the difference between koke jokes and TM funnies I guess… you need more pranayana chinless
namaste
02.26.08 at 8:59 am
oh educated white people aren’t they fucking lame
actually I wish my black gramma shopped at whole foods because she’s going to die after eating shit all her life and I wish my wife’s korean grandparents had an obnoxious interest in other cultures because they still fucking hate niggers even though their grandson-in-law is half one.. much of that patronizing shit is written from such a self-congratulating and sheletered persepective it made me sick.
also the tone of the jokes is like they were stolen from a particularly Zingin’ episode of friends
pretty gay
02.26.08 at 4:10 pm
here’s some real fucking nasty white people:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Je_Zad6_mlA&feature=related
and ehm a rangers suporter but this shite’s funny
02.26.08 at 4:11 pm
over it!
02.27.08 at 1:53 pm
you’re just jealous because you’ve been blogwhorin your guts out for a decade and you’re still broke. meanwhile my buddy who started this thing has just signed to William Morris. PS your schnozz is bigger than a comet
02.29.08 at 6:57 am
What is VICE again?….kidding…well, kinda. I gotta get back to watching cabinet talking about who is at fault for “urban” violence.
10.31.08 at 3:20 am