STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SXSW POSTER

I know I missed the deadline but I figured this work of art would knock all the other contestants out of the way. What do you think?
-Steve
Austin, TX

Dear Steve,
Um, we have no problem taking dumps on Mumia but what the fuck has that got to do with Austin or Texas or Street Carnage or SXSW or any of the bands? We’re going to have to pass.
Sincerely,
Street Carnage

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7 Comments

Loomis Says:

I think he started with the word FREE, then thought FREE MUMIA then thought fuck that.

03.06.09 at 5:10 pm
quadruple x Says:

A poster amongst kings. Wait, that’s not right…

03.07.09 at 6:02 am
vegan jules Says:

The Vivian Girls suck. Sorry.

03.08.09 at 3:58 am
James Stockbauer Says:

This guy will clean you car for $4.00 at the Scoot

03.08.09 at 10:40 am
septpol Says:

Fuck Mumia…FREE Street Carnage

And the Vivian Girls are good.

03.08.09 at 10:53 am
God's gift to Shawinigan Says:

“I know I missed the deadline but…”

PFFT! Do you think you’re special or something?

This poster is actually pretty good.

03.08.09 at 6:13 pm
guy juke Says:

and the winner is?

03.08.09 at 10:07 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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