My girlfriend received the following message this morning at her job. They were not able to help the gentleman with his amazing new product, but I thought you guys might be able to get it off the ground. He has built a detailed maquette of the invention, as you’ll see in the attached photographs.

Thanks for your help.

-R

Hello,

My name is A.R., and I have invented the ultimate table top version of basketball.

I have recently filed for a provisional patent, so the game has a patent-pending status. The dimensions are 15 ft. x 6 ft. x 3 ft., and the figurines in the attached photos are a scale version of 6′4″ players.

As you can see from the scale model and figurines, there is an abundance of potential advertising space, as well as four 60-inch video screens to run commercials on the scoreboard. The court is designed to double as a stage, suitable for concerts, fashion shows, etc.

My goal is to find a marketing or advertising agency to assist me in acquiring sponsors to finance the construction of a full-scale prototype to be debuted here in South Florida during the week of the Super Bowl.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Regards,
A.R.

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14 Comments
  1. POOKLES Says:

    Uh


  2. Dead Swayze Says:

    A.R. must be related to Anti-christ.


  3. homeless. Says:

    clorox bleach tat’s are hardcore


  4. skull front Says:

    this well be big in japan


  5. JuCIFER Says:

    THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY HOMER SIMPSON.


  6. moth eaten deer head Says:

    - Parking lot signs {bjr}

    RESERVED FOR RESERVED FOR
    LENNY FRANK GRIMES


  7. Treetop Says:

    How does it work? Do you dribble a little ball around?


  8. desboobs Says:

    oh noes


  9. slicks Says:

    the


  10. slicks Says:

    fuck


  11. Aliza Shvarts edible arts Says:

    The next time you’re sitting in your squalid apartment eating a post-masturbation Pop-Tart and scheming of ways to become rich beyond your wildest dreams, don’t act on the first idea that comes to mind. Also don’t do meth.


  12. Aliza Shvarts edible arts Says:

    But seriously, some dreams need to be curb stomped before they murder your financial resources, friends, family and sanity.


  13. Gayness_in_Uranus Says:

    The fact that the models playing in the demo were 6′4 and athletic was probably a poor choice. Wouldn’t a table-top basketball game be centered at a demographic of 5′5 to 5′9 fat dudes? Otherwise, wouldn’t they be playing real basketball?


  14. JuCIFER Says:

    I like that he painted little outfits on the dolls, it’s so naive and delusional.

    Yep, he’s probably on Meth.


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