My girlfriend received the following message this morning at her job. They were not able to help the gentleman with his amazing new product, but I thought you guys might be able to get it off the ground. He has built a detailed maquette of the invention, as you’ll see in the attached photographs.
Thanks for your help.
-R
Hello,
My name is A.R., and I have invented the ultimate table top version of basketball.
I have recently filed for a provisional patent, so the game has a patent-pending status. The dimensions are 15 ft. x 6 ft. x 3 ft., and the figurines in the attached photos are a scale version of 6′4″ players.
As you can see from the scale model and figurines, there is an abundance of potential advertising space, as well as four 60-inch video screens to run commercials on the scoreboard. The court is designed to double as a stage, suitable for concerts, fashion shows, etc.
My goal is to find a marketing or advertising agency to assist me in acquiring sponsors to finance the construction of a full-scale prototype to be debuted here in South Florida during the week of the Super Bowl.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Regards,
A.R.
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10.14.09 at 9:21 am
A.R. must be related to Anti-christ.
10.14.09 at 9:41 am
clorox bleach tat’s are hardcore
10.14.09 at 10:06 am
this well be big in japan
10.14.09 at 10:09 am
THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY HOMER SIMPSON.
10.14.09 at 10:23 am
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10.14.09 at 12:06 pm
How does it work? Do you dribble a little ball around?
10.14.09 at 12:11 pm
oh noes
10.14.09 at 12:47 pm
the
10.14.09 at 3:34 pm
fuck
10.14.09 at 3:35 pm
The next time you’re sitting in your squalid apartment eating a post-masturbation Pop-Tart and scheming of ways to become rich beyond your wildest dreams, don’t act on the first idea that comes to mind. Also don’t do meth.
10.14.09 at 8:43 pm
But seriously, some dreams need to be curb stomped before they murder your financial resources, friends, family and sanity.
10.14.09 at 8:46 pm
The fact that the models playing in the demo were 6′4 and athletic was probably a poor choice. Wouldn’t a table-top basketball game be centered at a demographic of 5′5 to 5′9 fat dudes? Otherwise, wouldn’t they be playing real basketball?
10.15.09 at 3:40 am
I like that he painted little outfits on the dolls, it’s so naive and delusional.
Yep, he’s probably on Meth.
10.15.09 at 12:47 pm