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Check out this guy’s tattoo work. This is what happens when a gay Jew loses his mind. Also, where the fuck are my stickers you motherfuckers!? I ordered them through Paypal 100 years ago.
Sincerely,
Ricardo Barros

Dear Ricardo,
We just reprinted our stickers after running out of the first 4,000 and will get to your order soon. The delay comes from the part where we’re cheap and it hurts to spend $1,000 for free. If anyone else wants stickers click “contact” from the pink menu bar and send us your address.
Love,
SBTVC

This entry was posted on 01.21.09 at 1:08 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

33 Comments

wack-boy Says:

Now I understand, he is a drummer.

01.21.09 at 1:23 pm
hates fatties Says:

i don’t get what’s surrounding his dick
is it coral? flaming torches?

01.21.09 at 2:14 pm
Joey Says:

they don’t seem particularly excited to see each other.

01.21.09 at 2:41 pm
lol@u Says:

you have gay and then you have queer. this is queer.

01.21.09 at 3:20 pm
homeless Says:

I use to see this guy walking around chapel street in Melbourne who had a tattoo on his arm of himself as a Satyr (half man half goat).

01.21.09 at 3:32 pm
homeless Says:

His over developed vascular tissue points to abuse of topical steroid ointment which may result in heart disease or cancer. I don’t really think he is a positive role model for the aging cool, Gavin.

01.21.09 at 3:37 pm
homeless Says:

maybe that’s a menorah or some other jew shit

01.21.09 at 3:42 pm
Dick Butkus Says:

Whoa, whoa whoa, let’s not jump to the conclusion that he’s gay here…

01.21.09 at 3:49 pm
Kennedy Says:

The tattoo around his cock is a menorah. I just learned that from peeping his website.

01.21.09 at 3:51 pm
pyooburt Says:

you’re paying $4 each for your stickers? I think you’re getting ripped off.

01.21.09 at 4:06 pm
laaaaaaaaaame Says:

dude how did you find this? were you looking for gay guys with tattoo’s of fags and penises? seriously?
probs gay! yes you are for googling homo’s with tattoos of fags

01.21.09 at 4:10 pm
Math Genius Says:

“you’re paying $4 each for your stickers?”

4000 stickers divided by 1000 dollars is a quarter each, shithead.

01.21.09 at 4:18 pm
Svetozar Says:

helloooo!!! my gaydar went off the charts just from the first picture!

01.21.09 at 4:18 pm
Fredo Says:

“helloooo!!! my gaydar went off the charts just from the first picture!”

Really? You were able to tell this guy was gay? You’re a regular fucking Sherlock Holmes, you are! What was the clincher? Was it the giant tattoo of the two naked men that spurred you into such a dizzying feat of logical deduction?

01.21.09 at 4:32 pm
pingpong Says:

^ that was in the last picture, dummy

01.21.09 at 5:13 pm
SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

What a fucking idiot.

01.21.09 at 5:31 pm
vegan jules Says:

So newsworthy. Wow we are better than him. Yay!

01.21.09 at 6:23 pm
Todd Says:

the receiver on the back setup looks like Obama

01.21.09 at 6:49 pm
1X4 YOLANDA Says:

HELLOOOOO!!! MY GARYDAR JUST WENT OFF WHEN YOU WROTE “HELLLLOOOOOO******”

01.21.09 at 7:34 pm
Books & Backpack Says:

Pierced nips? Drumstool poser!

01.21.09 at 8:14 pm
??? Says:

Mmmmmm… grapes.

01.21.09 at 9:22 pm
lol@u Says:

look I was right! http://www.well.com/user/mcpsycle/personal.htm

01.21.09 at 9:24 pm
point of entry Says:

You see these Halford clones around every once in a while: alone in deserted park bathrooms, behind random doors at friendofafriends’ house parties looking startled and menacing, standing in the darkest corner at your grandpas’ piano recital….. anyway, my point is, if you see one, know that they cannot be killed by any normal means. The forcequit button is located deep within the urethra and can only be accessed by using a vibrating silver rocket. Good luck.

01.21.09 at 11:31 pm
Never surrender Says:

Most people just get AIDs and die, but then there’s these guys…..

01.21.09 at 11:41 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

have butthurt

01.22.09 at 12:36 am
ur doing it rong Says:

… from beating of anally to these pictures

01.22.09 at 12:52 am
ur doing it rong Says:

Could this man please email me some close-up pics of his twig and berries.

01.22.09 at 12:54 am
ur doing it rong Says:

meant to say beating OFF anally to these pictures … still kind of exhausted and sweaty … oh my

01.22.09 at 12:55 am
slippery gecko 2 yahh mean?! Says:

That Stance Is Awesome

01.22.09 at 1:23 am
youthmovementqueef Says:

he’s taken the whole gay dionysius thing a tad too far

01.22.09 at 2:31 am
Buford T. Justice Says:

The menorah cock is HIGH on my list of insane tattoo concepts.

01.22.09 at 4:08 am
tone loc in my ass Says:

what tattoo parlor needles an hiv+ dude. molto mario!

01.22.09 at 1:31 pm
Anonymous Says:

gay.

01.23.09 at 2:19 am

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