id rather listen to colin murray greedily shit on my parents than read another comment by a pedantic, shallow hearted and dim-witted sales assistant from Birmingham.

delete pornotube from your favourites and get your FUCKING hair cut

actually in the UK no one calls them movie THEATRES. it’s the cinema.

“there’s no such thing as vegetarian pork. The word “pork” refers to a hog slaughtered for consumption. ”

well done for sounding like a meat eating lisa simpson. PATRONISING FUCKNUGGET.
i’m guessing the guy just wanted to keep mention generic.

“When you say veggie pork tastes good, you’re saying that you’re a vegetarian and you really want to eat pork, but you’re too much of a pussy to just eat it. It’s like if I said, “man those celery sticks I had that were made out of a dead cow were really great.”

i bet you keep duplicate copies of each month’s Vice. one set in a sacred pristine column next to your wardrobe and the other well thumbed, corners marked and covered in highlighter for ‘easy reference’. jerkoff.

“ps you’re a queer”

and you are someone it would pain most to have even half a pint with

also, my girlfriend made me go to the CINEMA last week…only we went to the watchmen…boyoboy whaddasackashit! i saw the trailer and thought taking half a bottle of absinthe in a lexan bottle would make it better but that shit was 3 hours long and i spilled part of my plastic bottle on the floor and it stunk. then when the big blue penis shows up everybody goes “HAW HAW HAW” all together and i drunkenly yell out “REALLY!?” and they hush. then i fell asleep. the end.