Photographs by Garret Miller
I am sitting here with the World’s Tallest Man. He has just been awarded the prize by Guinness Book, I guess. He is in town from Turkey looking for a wife. His name is Sultan. He has never been outside of Turkey before.
He is getting some custom jeans, his first pair, from these tailors I partner with, Against Nature. The measurements from his belly button, around his crotch, and up to his ass crack is 39″. I don’t know if that would help any women decide to marry him or not. His hands are 27.5 cm.
The guy is 27 and is eager to meet girls now that he is famous. He has one 5 foot nothing blonde gal pal that Guinness seems to have hired to be his escort/companion in America. It sounds like they are taking him on a Sasha Baron-Cohen like tour of the States trying to find him a wife and partying.
The previous supposed World’s Tallest Man refused to be measured. This guy was happy to take the crown so he could be first flown to London then New York, where I suppose he thinks women are less “scared of” him.
-j.
PS. He is actually a sweet dude. Likes to say “cool”.
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looks like he’s about to buttfuck one of those jonas brothers he’s standing with
09.22.09 at 9:11 am
Send him to Jen and get him all Hipstered up. Come on we gotta make this happen!
09.22.09 at 9:16 am
What was his inseam? Jean nerds need to know…
09.22.09 at 11:42 am
he probably needs a crutch just for the old chap.
09.22.09 at 11:42 am
lol the alt giant. like the iron giant, but better.
09.22.09 at 11:56 am
Holy hell – his fingers would pulverize all va-jay-jays!!
09.22.09 at 11:57 am
george murison
09.22.09 at 1:17 pm
omg his real hands look bigger than those foam hulk hands you used to see at toy stores
09.22.09 at 1:36 pm
His hand is waaaaaaaay bigger than that dudes head. so amazing.
Really amazingly tall. he can pretty much rest his dick on everyones shoulders.
09.22.09 at 1:40 pm
Jen are you fucking serious?! i would of ran into you AGAIN if i wasn’t so fucking lame and went home that day.. my friend chloe interns there.!
09.22.09 at 3:53 pm
is the store called “against nature”??????????? hah
09.22.09 at 4:30 pm
His hands are HUGE!
09.22.09 at 6:07 pm
You didn’t mention anything about howt he is always tired due to some thyroid condition and can’t move around without the help of crutches. He would suck the party with, just one big, slow lump of meat that is always complaining he wants to go to bed.
I see him as like a one use toothbrush or a hotel soap – a disposable genie giant that will grant you one wish before his energy is spent. For example you could get him to pull down a fence at a music festival so you could all rush in or use him like a battering ram and a club to charge the door like a bull, knocking over the bouncers… Something like that.
09.22.09 at 9:33 pm
at a club*
09.22.09 at 9:42 pm
Nice thoughts there Lister,
He should stay in New York for a while, even though I am sure the morning entertainmentnewstalkshow he was probably on only booked him for a couple days stay- at most.
It would be like old times.
09.22.09 at 10:17 pm
He looks like an enormous, slightly skewed Scott Baio. Also, things tend to be proportional. Yikes!
In my professional opinion, I say take him to Texas to get a girlfriend, as I’ve heard that everything is bigger there.
09.23.09 at 12:17 am