Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE WORLD’S TALLEST MAN

By: Dork

Dork — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:17:07 +0000

He looks like an enormous, slightly skewed Scott Baio. Also, things tend to be proportional. Yikes!

In my professional opinion, I say take him to Texas to get a girlfriend, as I’ve heard that everything is bigger there.

By: mr.meat

mr.meat — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:17:50 +0000

Nice thoughts there Lister,
He should stay in New York for a while, even though I am sure the morning entertainmentnewstalkshow he was probably on only booked him for a couple days stay- at most.
It would be like old times.

By: Ed Lister

Ed Lister — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:42:11 +0000

at a club*

By: Ed Lister

Ed Lister — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:33:19 +0000

You didn’t mention anything about howt he is always tired due to some thyroid condition and can’t move around without the help of crutches. He would suck the party with, just one big, slow lump of meat that is always complaining he wants to go to bed.

I see him as like a one use toothbrush or a hotel soap – a disposable genie giant that will grant you one wish before his energy is spent. For example you could get him to pull down a fence at a music festival so you could all rush in or use him like a battering ram and a club to charge the door like a bull, knocking over the bouncers… Something like that.

By: cateyebel

cateyebel — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:07:50 +0000

His hands are HUGE!

By: teenagewizard

teenagewizard — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:30:45 +0000

is the store called “against nature”??????????? hah

By: lauren

lauren — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:53:29 +0000

Jen are you fucking serious?! i would of ran into you AGAIN if i wasn’t so fucking lame and went home that day.. my friend chloe interns there.!

By: felicia

felicia — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:40:47 +0000

His hand is waaaaaaaay bigger than that dudes head. so amazing.

Really amazingly tall. he can pretty much rest his dick on everyones shoulders.

By: dry rub

dry rub — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:36:07 +0000

omg his real hands look bigger than those foam hulk hands you used to see at toy stores

By: EXT

EXT — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:17:11 +0000

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