When I was younger I went golfing with my dad and forgot sunscreen. When we got home I started to sweat puss from my forehead profusely. But this wasn’t the worst ever. I went tubing around Montreal this summer and forgot sunscreen again. Oops!
What ensued was a month in bed with what my friends called my “chops.” If this ever happens to you, stock up on piss jugs before the swelling kicks in. You’ll thank me later.
Cheers,
Matt Thers
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more explosions!
09.17.09 at 11:19 am
That leg needs to be amputated STAT!
09.17.09 at 11:56 am
What show did you see?
09.17.09 at 12:09 pm
cancer, neat!
09.17.09 at 1:12 pm
I don’t get how a sunburn turns into a blister full of piss. Anyone care to explain this?
09.17.09 at 2:32 pm
nigga why you letting it go all over your table. that is some funky-ass shit.
09.17.09 at 2:57 pm
I’m confused, is it supposed to be GRINGOS or GINGERS? Coz both need sunscreen, and both may be applicable to this situation.
09.17.09 at 3:00 pm
You have a compromised immune system. When was the last time you had an AIDS test?
09.17.09 at 6:16 pm
I thought that guy died.
09.17.09 at 6:30 pm
wallet that is gross!!!!
09.17.09 at 8:49 pm
Fucking hell, your body produces that shit to keep you from getting ass cancer or whatever it is Allah has in his infinite plan for your legs. Don’t pop it on a bus ticket goddammit. Whatisthis-geeeeez. I’m turning into your mother because of this.
09.17.09 at 9:12 pm
gingers are gringos. not all gringos are gingers. sunscreen is for gringos and gingers.
judging by the swelling of the foot (and possibly his other limbs?) though, this guy seriously needs to go to a doctor. or some diuretics. something.
prevention, better than a cure.
09.17.09 at 10:22 pm
this post just pissed me off. okay it happens once no problem, but twice.
Its called sunscreen asshole
09.18.09 at 2:43 am
montreal is not far enough north for you. try thunder bay. don’t come to the southern united states or anywhere south of canada please, you gross motherfucker. if you need to leave the country, go to finland
09.18.09 at 4:42 am