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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: WHAT DOES A TRILLION DOLLARS LOOK LIKE?

(Bet you thought this was a trillion. It’s not.)

Most people have trouble comprehending how much money is actually being put on these sinking ships to avoid our economic tragedy. Well that was a weird sentence that failed, either way, this website will give you an idea of what a trillion dollars looks like.

Thanks for the memories,
-Ethan Murphy

Dear Ethan,
Hey, that dude dresses exactly like Pinky.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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12 Comments

ew Says:

if i had a trillion dollars id build a time machine so i could kill the bare naked ladies .

03.11.09 at 5:08 pm
good post Says:

Good idea.

03.11.09 at 6:07 pm
sally shoebox Says:

Excuse me
Do you take a Afro-American card
What’s that? black card homie

Cha-ching cha-ching, cha-ching cha-ching
Cha-ching cha-ching, cha-ching cha-ching
Cha-ching cha-ching, cha-ching cha-ching
Cha-ching cha-ching, cha-ching cha-ching

You got change for a billion?

03.11.09 at 6:43 pm
Kennedy Says:

You can do it America! Just turn on the money machine and print out more!

03.11.09 at 11:06 pm
A TRILLI A TRILLI A TRILLI A TRILLI A TRILLI Says:

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITCH??

03.12.09 at 12:02 am
jean-luc picard Says:

i want a trillion dollars so i can buy hookers and coke

03.12.09 at 10:30 am
JuCIFER Says:

Man that’s a fat wad, I flash that shit around and bitches be hanging from this nutsack.

03.12.09 at 10:32 am
JuCIFER Says:

Maybe wit a solid gold forklift with gold 64-spoke Daytons and shit…
Dzam that would be PIMP

03.12.09 at 10:34 am
Rufus Says:

fuck.

03.12.09 at 11:16 am
finally Says:

some good DREAR ROAD DISASTER letter : nice

03.12.09 at 1:10 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

i blogged this yesterday. I’m not sayin im just sayin. A trili looks awesome

03.12.09 at 2:51 pm
shortsX3 Says:

I DONE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS SHIT:

http://www.shortsshortsshorts.com/?p=1021

HOLLER

03.12.09 at 3:40 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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