Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE, WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

By: THE bobby valentine

THE bobby valentine — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:44:18 +0000

Dio looks like my uncle-aunt Betty.

By: teenage wizard

teenage wizard — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:51:33 +0000

u guys all suck

By: The Bedroom Athlete

The Bedroom Athlete — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:15:48 +0000

@ vagina jules

Let’s kisses and make babby.

By: vegan jules

vegan jules — Thu, 14 May 2009 07:36:19 +0000

you guys are mean

By: Anonymous Q. Mootenstein

Anonymous Q. Mootenstein — Thu, 14 May 2009 04:05:08 +0000

Alright motherfuckers, here’s the deal –

First of all, to all those sons of bitches ragging on Vegan Jules for obviously repeating a Chapelle’s show bit – Chill the fuck out – like you didn’t walk around screaming “I’m Rick James Bitch” for weeks on end after that episode.

Imitation is the best kind of flattery, jive honkey!

Second, to Vegan Jules; no one gives a shit about your non-meating! Fuck your goddam beliefs, fuck your pussy assed name, and go to Saipan’s in Alphabet City for the best cock-smoking veal there is – FALL OFF THE FUCKING BONE, EXCEPT THERE ARE NO BONES, CUZ VEAL BONES DON’T DEVELOP CUZ THERE LOCKED IN A CAGE OF DELICIOUSNESS!

Third – this celebrity death match is bullshit! Ronny James Dio is a huge faggot faced fuck tart; I’ve seen him fight, he uses a big black dildo dipped in AIDS! Prince on the other hand never leaves his mansion without his trusted catapult-n’-cauldron-o’-flaming-tar (travel edition). Together with Morris Day’s jive-funk Gang of Bastards, what’s lil’ ole Ronald James Dioschultz gonna do, wave a rainbow flag of festive defeat!?!

Hey commentators, what did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Wiff yo bitch ass…

Anon. Q. Moot out -

By: Taeil

Taeil — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:14:26 +0000

I use to shit on Dio a lot but I’ve warmed up to him with his Heaven and Hell years with Sabbath.

Prince will still win though.

By: The Bedroom Athlete

The Bedroom Athlete — Wed, 13 May 2009 19:49:58 +0000

@ vegan jules

“work” AKA “sucking lots of cock”

By: Seven Percenter

Seven Percenter — Wed, 13 May 2009 16:29:54 +0000

Can anyone prove that Ronnie James Dio and Rhea Pearlman are not the same person?

By: Atheist

Atheist — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:57:59 +0000

I heard Prince jammed with James Brown and Michael Jackson, took his top off and then knocked over a giant pillar and kind of fell over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CoxNzOOoQU

Maybe he was on drugs. But I don’t know.

By: vegan jules

vegan jules — Wed, 13 May 2009 08:04:45 +0000

my work here is done!