STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: WORLD TOUR

I just got back from visiting over 200 cities across the world. I made the same face in every pic. What do you think?
-Joe Cool

Dear Joe,
Why are you lying? You made the same face in the MAJORITY of those pictures. You are not smiling at the “No pics zone” in the Buddhist temple.
-SBTVC

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15 Comments

Win$ton Church-ill Says:

Pretty good post. “Wearing my Red-Hat Linux cap”.

02.21.09 at 1:15 pm
Win$ton Church-ill Says:

i like that he smiled in front of the Cambodian genocide museum. loved it!!

02.21.09 at 1:17 pm
Snarsh Says:

That’s pretty fucking cool, Joe.

02.21.09 at 2:02 pm
Snarsh Says:

nice joe

02.21.09 at 2:22 pm
Joe Says:

hahaha, his fucking name’s anthony

02.22.09 at 2:39 am
ape Says:

Asians can go anywhere.

02.22.09 at 12:17 pm
Please god no Says:

yeah they can

02.22.09 at 6:59 pm
pawlg Says:

are you aware that hipsterrunoff.com has been hacked and taken over by a hacker who likes linkin park, quotes bob dylan and uses fightclub as his personal “philosiphy” [sic]? it’s relevant, don’t ya think. you should report on it.

02.22.09 at 7:55 pm
Sackington Ballsworth Says:

Joe, i am interested in your teachings and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

02.22.09 at 8:55 pm
Death Says:

This guy is AWESOME

p.s. you’re missing the point, the reason he’s not smiling in that pic is because no pics are allowed. It’s a visual expression of his disappointment.

Somehow I hate myself for pointing that out.

02.22.09 at 9:22 pm
bj Says:

i thought only white people were allowed on this site?

02.22.09 at 9:28 pm
homeless Says:

joe is a-okay in my book.

02.23.09 at 9:33 am
Two kids starting at 37 Says:

Joe… I looked at your site… pretty cool… but…. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRAVELING ALL OVER THE WORLD?!

Seriously, all the time you took… maybe a paragraph or something?

02.23.09 at 8:22 pm
ashley Says:

fuck off. nobody cares that you got to go to places.

02.26.09 at 4:28 pm
Robot Penis Says:

You aint smiling while scuba diving either you lying piece of shit

03.02.09 at 4:46 pm

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