I was hesitant to send this in case you said “ancient news” or something equally damning but then I thought, “Fuck that. I’m the singer of Bad Wizard. I’m the guy that started the taco truck. I’m a somebody and if I think it’s funny, then it has to be documented. Old news be damned. Anyway, here it is. How could you not want to be best friends with this guy?”
-Curtis Brown
Curtis,
Thank you. We’ve never seen this before and you know what? Sometimes you just have to put shit up even if it’s old news just so you’re sure it’s, as you put it, “documented.” When we bury this site in a time capsule and aliens find it in the year 2009, it’s important they see EVERYTHING that happened in our epoch. So, without further to do. We’d like to stick this at the end for all those people who only check their emails once a month.
Love,
SBTVC
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Your mussy’s showing.
03.31.09 at 10:33 am
That’s the way I like it.
03.31.09 at 10:45 am
Earth Crisis is horrible.
03.31.09 at 10:56 am
You just name dropped yourself dude brah. Dope tatts tho, i want them on my dick hole.
03.31.09 at 10:59 am
how about that irreversible crisis of your face?
03.31.09 at 11:01 am
boy george’s long lost dopplegang-banged twink.
http://lawofhollywoodland.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/boy-george-guilty-and-sentenced.jpg
03.31.09 at 11:08 am
Future Neckbeards of America
03.31.09 at 11:10 am
and we all thought Loni was retarded when he got the X’s permanent. Snapcase was great but E.C. were shit.
03.31.09 at 12:33 pm
i heard ya loserville…
03.31.09 at 12:41 pm
What the fuck is a Bad Wizard?
03.31.09 at 1:00 pm
Is that a boy bum? I like it.
03.31.09 at 1:11 pm
bad wizard is a band, they got their name from a mexican bartender mispronouncing “budweiser”.
also, the earth crisis guy has more tattoos on his face now, here’s a more recent picture.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/earth%20crisis%20tattoo%20guy/fuckthechristus/CrazyFace.jpg
03.31.09 at 1:23 pm
For shame! I thought it was a tit when I looked at the small picture. Imagine my surprise when it was, in fact, an ass.
03.31.09 at 2:30 pm
^^ thx fanboy.
03.31.09 at 3:26 pm
when i first looked at the picture i said “cool boob tattoo”, then i spent some time searching for the nipple…
03.31.09 at 4:08 pm
haha “face crisis”
03.31.09 at 4:09 pm
i thought it was a fat elbow.
03.31.09 at 5:02 pm
and i think they forgot to add the word “bottom” to your ass tat.
03.31.09 at 5:02 pm
Chain of Strength Says:
Earth Crisis is horrible.
…still 10 times better than anything that Rick TaLife guy has done, but yeah, pretty horrible.
03.31.09 at 5:36 pm
super old dude. fuck canada, you guys are always 6 weeks behind loosers in georgia. fucker. not funney, not cool.
sleep attack 9.11.
sleeper cells, dude in my brainsszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………..
03.31.09 at 10:10 pm
hooray!
03.31.09 at 11:08 pm
faggot ass Curtis
04.01.09 at 1:07 am
you might like this pic too
http://www.flickr.com/photos/allelbows/1519828458/in/set-72157602329058847/
04.07.09 at 7:37 pm
There’s nothing worse than over-tweased eyebrows. It’s shameful.
01.10.10 at 10:01 pm