STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE,

Re: Mr Show Skits that Became Reality
I sure do hope that you write about the sketch where the rapist has a guy following him with a megaphone saying RAPIST COMING THROUGH because
a judge in Delaware just made a sex offender wear a t-shirt that says “I am a registered sex offender.”
Carruthers McLaughlin
Via email

(“TRUST ME I’m a registered sex offender” available to the public)

Holy fucking shit. No matter how absurd a sketch comedy show tries to be, reality comes in and one ups them. With this the bar is raised even higher. The courts tried to blow our minds with a sex offender t-shirt and reality said, “Boring. I already got one of those.” Wow.

(part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7)

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STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE - MR. SHOW SKITS THAT BECAME REALITY PART: 1 Says:

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02.07.08 at 1:20 pm
STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE - MR. SHOW SKITS THAT BECAME REALITY PART: 7 Says:

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02.07.08 at 1:23 pm
STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE - MR. SHOW SKITS THAT BECAME REALITY PART: 3 Says:

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02.07.08 at 1:26 pm
mr.wilson Says:

The judge makes me wear one that says “I dragged two boys into the woods and all I got was this lousy scoop neck T-shirt”.

02.07.08 at 2:10 pm
Westend Mcbones Says:

Fuck you Caruthers

02.07.08 at 10:52 pm
Brad Says:

i think you can buy mustard and mayonnaise mixed together now too. where will it end?

02.08.08 at 1:32 pm
Spork Patrol Says:

Yeah. It’s called DIJONNAISE and it was briefly advertised with a Duke Of Earl them (di, di, di, dijonnaise).

Compare that to the Mr Show Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4

04.16.09 at 11:03 am

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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