STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNGE: FINGERBOARDERS

Dear Street Carnage,

I was trying to find a video on youtube of a hardflip backside tailslide on an actual skateboard because I am a pube away from landing them and wanted to see if people were doing them differently, and to my surprise, people were posting videos in their bathrooms of them performing this trick on a fingerboard. Taping yourself skateboarding and posting it on youtube is gay enough, but my brain pretty much took a shit in my skull as I continued down this rabbit hole.

For example, this kid takes 7:26 talking about his review of fingerboard WHEELS, and he bought two sets in different colors, which was more expensive than buying a set of actual skateboard wheels.

How do we save the nation from this one?

Fondly,

Matrick Swayze

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19 Comments

Ethan Says:

WoW, people are really into finger boarding

Whatever floats your boat though

11.24.08 at 12:18 pm
hallos Says:

I thought fingerboards were great when I was like 9 and tony hawks pro skater was the greatest thing to ever exist.

11.24.08 at 12:27 pm
srsly Says:

Thanks for posting this vid- it’s the best thing on Streetcarnage thus far. That, and that chick, Charity- click pic to see tit!

11.24.08 at 12:56 pm
srsly Says:

try to find a better way to pass time in junior high school. i dare you.

11.24.08 at 1:03 pm
STUPIDISON Says:

Ha! It’s just like the air guitar douchebags playing Guitar Hero who think they’re ACUTAL guitarists.
A WHOLE NATION OF FAT COCKY DOUCHEBAGS THAT THINK THEY ROCK.

11.24.08 at 1:21 pm
hmmmm Says:

RAP MUSIC MEETS FINGERBOARDING-
Atmosphere’s new video “You”

11.24.08 at 1:43 pm
anon Says:

this guys missuse of the word friction chafes me

11.24.08 at 2:03 pm
xavier Says:

what a fucking loser

11.24.08 at 2:43 pm
Joe Klyman Says:

Hey… Joe Klyman here… Just wanted to make it clear…
I’VE NEVER RIDDEN AN ACTUAL SKATEBOARD.

11.24.08 at 3:00 pm
James Says:

Are you kidding?

Tech Decks are bad as fuck.

Shit gets you laid.

11.24.08 at 5:03 pm
robert winters Says:

tech decks and jnco jeans get mad pussy.

11.24.08 at 5:58 pm
a Says:

I bet this kid shreds on guitar hero too. In fact, I bet he’s the master of all things pretend- that-are-taken-serious-only-by-those-who-do-them.

11.24.08 at 11:40 pm
Greig Says:

I feel violated. I just watched that whole video, then felt compelled to learn about young Master Klieman’s set-ups. The whole time I stared at my shaky hands and tried to come to terms with the fact that I will never make it in a, umm, thing, that I didn’t know anyone actually did.

11.25.08 at 12:14 am
steven Says:

butteryass hardflip back tail in this piece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCdJ-IXvA2U&feature=related

11.25.08 at 1:43 am
Shred Fingers Says:

I’m really good at playing with toys in my bathroom. If I don’t catch it on film, nobody will believe me.
Just tryin’a get ma’ dick wet, ya heard?

11.25.08 at 1:49 am
Mike Farmer Says:

Why is this any more gay than paper football, I ask you? Not that I’ve fingerboarded, but I’ve damn sure played some paper football. I could never get the extra point right, so more power on those who can olly a spinning backside tailflip 380 and then record it as an Ogg-encoded flac and upload it.

11.25.08 at 3:32 am
give me your chocolate Says:

i remember first time i saw fingerboards on some skate video w/ the best chocolate-related japcore song ive heard…to this day. i think it was yellow machinegun.

11.25.08 at 5:54 am
mr.Wilson Says:

Finger bang proud America!

11.25.08 at 10:49 am
Gayzor Says:

I’m friends with the guy that invented those. He was 18 at the time and didn’t really get his fair share of the proftis.

11.25.08 at 4:54 pm

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There’s a certain look girls have where you realize her boyfriend sucks and you could probably get her to dump him.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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