STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEFAMER: ANIMAL HOUSE PARTY

At first glance, Animal House is just a bunch of Baby Boomers taking their best college stories, multiplying them by 7 and sticking them in one bullshit plot that could never possibly have happened. First Glance, however, is for homos. Animal House is so fucking amazing and perfect that it unites us with jocks and normal people and boomers and even weird drama club douchescrotums (my new word for douchebags). How fucking amazing is D-Day? Who doesn’t want to be D-Day? I bought the doll but it doesn’t do him justice. He was dirty and was somehow a VIetnam vet. Fucking loved that guy.

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Shot pudding Says:

Yeah, the “primitive cultures” gag – timeless, in its way. Thing about this blog is you always have us second-guessing: so you guys received a bunch of Animal House promos and then provide us clips seen through three generations of recording equipment highlighting some of Animal houses’ more ‘distinguished’ moments. From this, one might detect some sarcasm.

But you know, D-day is pretty fucking cool and so is Donald Sutherland.

So, I guess what I’m getting at, is this some sort of ‘complex’ sarcasm or am I just over…over……over it.

07.31.08 at 7:52 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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