1. …that Paul Hewson (a.k.a. Sting from the Police) can maintain sex for up to 15 minutes?
2. …that Rod Ocasek, the guy from the Cars, doesn’t know how to drive a car?
3. …that Neil Young’s coke booger was rotoscoped (an early form of CGI [CGI is computer-generated-imagery {computer-generated-imagery is what you see in that movie UP that people won't shut UP about. Why are you going on endlessly about how good a kid's movie is? Grow up}]) out of the film The Last Waltz at the request of Young’s manager, making it the most expensive movie ever made? On the Criterion edition, it was put back in his nose and it cost an additional 10 million dollars to find it again.
4. …that Bill Oldham (a.k.a. Bonnie Prince Billie) got his start as an street urchin in Jim Belushi’s classic Curly Sue, which is where he developed the ideas for his hair style?
5. …that Ringo Starr invented rock drumming? (Look it up.)
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Ric Ocasek? did you know rod stewart’s hair was so tall in the 70’s it once caused a solar eclipse?
07.29.09 at 9:38 am
DId you know that Blackie Lawless, bass player for the Supremes, is a total ‘mo?
07.29.09 at 9:44 am
I am ashamed to know this, but Paul Hewson is Bono, not Sting, who is Gordon Sumner.
07.29.09 at 9:58 am
That Sting joke was the most pathetic thing you have written
Ohh, and who the fuck DOESN’T know about that Neil Young coke thing? I hope your band is better than your writing, but I’m not going to take the chance
07.29.09 at 10:49 am
I think that even if you posted a link to a site where everyone could download a blowjob, people would still talk shit about you on here. What did you do Nick? Did you fuck the internet’s girlfriend or something? Why are they so pissed off?
07.29.09 at 11:01 am
lol @ 15 minutes
07.29.09 at 11:06 am
i dont know about the REST of us, but im fucking pissed cause sam raimi is totally going to make that world of warcraft movie all shitty and its the fuckin greatest game ever and did you see what he did with spiderman and changing the story and all this mountain dew ive been subsisting on is affecting my bloodsugar and my diabeetus is kickin in.
also, too long.
07.29.09 at 11:28 am
Only U2 will be Stung is pissed off.
07.29.09 at 11:53 am
Did you guys know that Joey Ramone’s last name isn’t really Ramone!!!1
07.29.09 at 12:10 pm
Todd Rundgren was the first man to resemble an old lesbian, in 1978. Prove me wrong.
07.29.09 at 12:39 pm
I guess U2 must be stung is either sting or Bono. Still, I find that Nick takes more lumps on this site than most.
07.29.09 at 1:00 pm
Nick “takes lumps” b/c he posts under a column entitled “Did you know…..” and the answer is always a resounding “Doye”
Seriously, I could lend my dog my old copy of “Crazy Rock ‘n Roll” stories (or whatever) and he could produce similar drivel
07.29.09 at 1:13 pm
Todd Rundgren was hawt in 1978. Also, his sons are professional baseball players. Cool, huh?
07.29.09 at 1:23 pm
i think it’s hilarious that if you look at the time the comments were posted, you can see u2 will be stung came back 52 minutes later to leave his second comment. what a baby.
07.29.09 at 1:32 pm
that picture is michael angelo, the guitarist for nitro. he lives in kenosha near where i grew up. he used to come into the ymca my friend worked at and ride the stairmaster for 2 hours, nothing else.
07.29.09 at 2:26 pm
“doye! i totally knew that bonnie prince willie acted in curly sue and that they replaced the coke boog in neil young’s nose for the criterion collection and it cost 10 million dollars.”
you guys are great.
07.29.09 at 3:30 pm
I like these. fuck you guys.
07.29.09 at 4:14 pm
If anyone knows how to bait a crowd (especially a Streetcarnage crowd) it’s Nick. I love this.
07.29.09 at 4:46 pm
yeah i thought this was funny too
07.29.09 at 8:07 pm
Wow. This rocks.
07.29.09 at 11:02 pm
mudshark
07.29.09 at 11:38 pm
Who would steal such a quadruple guitar? How could they possibly expect to get away with something so unique?
07.30.09 at 2:32 am
troll
08.02.09 at 3:52 am