I never liked prog rock because it seemed weird to make something as dumb and fun as rock ‘n roll into a complex jumble sale of fancy music. So, when my brothers kept sending my Star Trek clips from prog rockers Day Job Orchestra, I yawned an MGM lion’s yawn and hit delete. Then the Christmas holidays hit and I got so smoked out I started taking my baby brothers seriously. These videos are ancient news in the male community but us ladies are allergic to shit like Star Trek and prog rock. Marijuana brought me into their world and now I want to check out Dungeons and Dragons and being a dick to people. Don’t make the same mistake I did. Stay away from DJO.
Man, what a trip. First I laughed my ass off. Then I said, “Holy shit this is brilliant.” Then I got scared. Then I laughed again. Then I decided I had better step up my fucking game. Then I watched them all again. Actually, you know what. I hate saying do do but Do do this after all. Watch these stoned.
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Wheres the prog?
01.04.10 at 12:16 pm
calm down, bitch, girls never know how to be funny, and you are no exception. way DJO all the time, everyone..
01.04.10 at 12:59 pm
Here’s the prog rock
http://www.dayjoborchestra.com/
01.04.10 at 1:03 pm
@ gbrl it’s not a girl, it’s gavin
01.04.10 at 1:58 pm
I still got some cocaine on my hand! HAHAHA Awsome.
01.04.10 at 2:04 pm
“us ladies are allergic to shit like Star Tek”? Guess you’ve never been to a convention. Mindless cunt whore.
01.04.10 at 2:29 pm
I always wished that Star Trek had bombed and Lost in Space had gotten the cult status instead. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! That show was the shits.
01.04.10 at 3:18 pm
Yawning an MGM lions roar is pretty serious.
01.04.10 at 5:10 pm
somehow they’ve turned the show into a more accurate depiction of the future. also, i’m stoned.
01.04.10 at 5:15 pm
wow, I also got really stoned on my dads hash in canada over the holiday and discovered this, and HAD TO sit and watch all 75 videos.
01.04.10 at 6:32 pm
well, than, that bitch gavin does not know funny either. fucking melba toast.
01.05.10 at 12:16 am
made my fucking day, thank you so much for drugs and laughing and any combination of the two
01.05.10 at 2:00 am
as a girl i can honestly say girls are not very funny.
they always just resort to trying to sound super casual/tomboyish or fake thug. stoner girls who base their personaes on being CoOLSToNERChiCks are twice as annoying.
01.06.10 at 12:43 am