When I saw The Others under the influence, I was so scared, I couldn’t return my ice cream to the fridge and it melted all over the floor. When I saw Drag Me To Hell equally baked, the inverse happened and I couldn’t stop laughing. This is the dangerous game you play when you combine self-imposed mental illness and scariness. Don’t do it. Luckily, high me sent sober me a message from the afterlife explaining how ridiculous it is.
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Leave a Reply
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
you still get ‘high’ off of weed?
01.04.10 at 11:43 am
When I saw my 30 year old neighbor bend over and half her ass was exposed, I stood there wondering what all the excitment was about. It was very average.
01.04.10 at 11:52 am
hahahaha
01.04.10 at 11:55 am
that bit about the ice cream melting sounds familiar:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n9/htdocs/tidbits.php
guess it happens to a lot of people, or maybe just those affiliated with vice
01.04.10 at 1:23 pm
after i watched the new gross friday the thirteenth stoned i couldn’t pee with the bathroom door shut.
01.04.10 at 2:18 pm
The reason for the demonic left hook is that it was made by SAM “Evil Dead Trilogy” RAIMI.
01.04.10 at 2:37 pm
Specifically, do not fucking watch “Clive Barker’s Midnight Meat Train.”
Ha ha stupid Erik Kolacek, it sounds like porn. You only wish it was porn.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/
Nothing like thinking “Alright, that is one smokin’ hot actress…OH FUCK! Why’d Vinnie Jones hit her in the face with a meat hammer?”
4am is not the time for that shit.
Right…laugh it up. I dare you to watch the DVD wasted.
-E-
Honorable mention: “The Signal.” I cannot conceive of any other reason that movie was made other than to ruin stoners for life.
01.04.10 at 3:22 pm
“Midnight Meat Train” would’ve been a great title to last Monday night, w/ Arv starring as “Midnight”, and Gavin, Pinky and Goad as the “Meat Train”
Talk about “going 11 through the hole”!
01.04.10 at 4:08 pm
you’re so goddamn wise gavin. you should write out the rules for life and condense all your expert knowledge on how to be a functional human being and other important shit in one place so i have some sort of direction in my life because i dont have older siblings to teach me these things and i have to learn everything the hard way.
01.04.10 at 4:24 pm
Ah, the ol’ Sarah Silverman trick. Sometimes your high self needs to communicate.
01.04.10 at 5:11 pm
Ugh, once I watched this movie called “Slashers” (Fangoria) completely baked out of my mind.. and I was so scared by it I almost started crying and had to turn it off. My boyfriend ridicules me about that incident to this day, which is completely appropriate I guess because that movie is totally stupid and not scary at all. The most humiliating part about this is that I am a self-proclaimed horror movie buff, and yet this was the movie that sent me over the edge.
Look at how fucking stupid this movie is:
http://www.obscurehorror.com/horror443.html
01.04.10 at 6:27 pm
biggie smalls.
biggie smalls.
biggie sm – i can’t do it.
01.04.10 at 7:56 pm
i’m stone cold sober and i cracked the fuck up watching that drag me to hell clip
01.05.10 at 8:31 am
This is what I don’t get about Drag me to Hell:
She’s going to hell for denying some broke old lady a third mortgage during a recession that was caused by banks being too generous with mortgages. Hell is a lake of fire for all of eternity wherein your skin always feels like you just started getting burned a second ago. I don’t think that’s a fair punishment for John Wayne Gacy. Someone who is following bank protocol definitely does not deserve to be burned alive for a million million million billion zillion million million years. Shaming gypsies or no shaming gypsies.
PS: Gypsies leave their kids next to the highway all day to pan. What do they get? A government check. It ain’t right I tell ya. It ain’t right.
01.05.10 at 10:20 am
Try watching The Departed, non stop laugh riot!
01.05.10 at 1:54 pm
this one time when i was about 14 years old a friend of mine and i went to this guys house to pick up some weed, as per the custom of sampling the goods and making boring chitchat with someone you usually could care less about – we ended up getting pretty high and sitting around for a bit. After awhile i noticed that the original halloween was on tv. scariest experience ever.
01.05.10 at 6:41 pm
@Joey
She was cursed.
Did you even watch the movie?
01.05.10 at 11:56 pm