Now the Adicts are currently on a tour here throughout the United States. There’s been a vicious rumor going around that Keith “Monkey” Warren has AIDS and is in pretty bad shape, so this might be the Adicts’ last tour.
This is all just rumor, mind you from what I’ve heard around various punk rock knitting circles.
The only lead singer I know of a band to have died of AIDS was Freddie Mercury. But I’m pretty sure Monkey didn’t get HIV from gay sex, if it’s true. He probably got AIDS because he was shooting up heroin.
I couldn’t help but notice there’s so much wonderful connotations with that since Monkey sings in a band called “the Adicts.” The word “monkey” rhymes with “junky” and then there’s that phrase “the monkey on your back.”
I hope that rumor is all bullshit. I mean, “How Sad” would that be?
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It would be ok, because they suck
09.08.09 at 11:17 am
I sincerely hope not.
Man about a horse you suck.
I hope a hoppi indian rapes your whole village red man, then we’ll see who the real shuckahoni shitshalker is.
09.08.09 at 1:01 pm
Raybeez dude. Jus’ sayin….
09.08.09 at 1:42 pm
AND aids came from monkeys…
09.08.09 at 6:01 pm
Ah yes, the green monkey theory, completely went flew past my head. Good you pointed that out anonymous poster.
09.08.09 at 6:11 pm
i was going to point it out too, just saying, the monkeys starting AIDS thing, if he didnt point it out i was going to
just fyi
09.08.09 at 8:49 pm
dont worry there are still other clockwork orange obsessed punk bands out there, lowerclass-brats and what not. on the contrary half the fux on this site don’t care though, generation y is full of pussies that don’t give a fuck about punk, and would rather listen to Animal Collective and other gay shit. Isn’t it weird how street-carnage is so relevant to the tastes of this generation and at the same time not?
09.09.09 at 5:41 am
If your father has the scientific capability to temporarily turn you into a green monkey, it will not only cure any diseases in your system, but will also give you the permanent ability to transform into any sort of terrestrial animal. The only downside is that your skin turns green.
09.09.09 at 7:17 am
wait, so are they touring or did you make that up?
09.10.09 at 1:14 am