Crunchie the bag

A jury in Texas found Jose Luis Gonzales, 63, not guilty of murdering a 13 year-old when he and and his friends broke in to steal some snacks and soda last summer. Though many believe that shooting the boy in the back of the head, at close range, with a 16-gauge shotgun seemed over-zealous, most people in the Texas jury had to agree that twinkees, cookies and pepsi are really tasty and must be protected at all costs.


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7 Comments
  1. louis Says:

    yum!


  2. (*)(*) Says:

    its funny how those tags all make sense


  3. yo quiero coca-cola Says:

    This has to be fake. Since when do mexicans drink Pepsi?


  4. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Iz good iz tha Esprite, Jarritos, bu mang, uh, iz not cold but…worm Tacate con chicharrones. Iz shoot you in brain tu.


  5. Buckshot Lefunk Says:

    It just sucks trying to get buckshot out of yer cool ranch.


  6. mr obvious Says:

    texan’s are from texas


  7. thomcroft Says:

    i dont know if im really stoned or not but this post and the one with porn totally made me laugh alone and aloud in my empty apartment. great, fucking great.


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