File this under Huh? Dov Charney has taken in the loudest, craziest, hairiest, and most eccentric gay boy in the world. I know this because that’s Dov’s LA home! Dude’s name is Johnny Makeup and he’s actually funny as shit but the idea of an older straight man adopting him is about as unusual as it gets. Especially when Johnny refers to Dov exclusively as “Daddy.”




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16 Comments
  1. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    “……and he’s in this totally authentic L.A. punk rawk quartet: Jew Daddy Jew Jungle. They’re super unique because all they play in synthesizers like The Screamers! At this one show they dumped like 1,000 pairs of multicolored underwear on the crowd! Check ‘em out!”


  2. Emily H. Says:

    That looks like a pretty cool apartment.


  3. fizzlebottom Says:

    isn’t that the dude who did do’s and don’ts with the misshapes on vbs?


  4. kure kure takora Says:

    i heard about this earlier but i thought it was fake and now i am so incredibly jealous it’s criminal


  5. miss appalachian Says:

    yes. that looks like a very cool apartment.


  6. Loomis Says:

    It’s not an apartment it’s a huge fucking house in LA. I wonder if Johnny pays his rent in blow jobs.


  7. d-bag Says:

    working at AA NYC i have this insight: this shit is gone come 12 months from now

    Dov: stop blowing all your cash on blow and new stores.


  8. ur doing it rong Says:

    I was molested by Dov Charney and all I got was this lousy made in America sweatshop free t-shirt.


  9. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Am I the only one bothered buy his face?


  10. ugh Says:

    This is WAAAAAYYYYY old news


  11. tta Says:

    heart johhny so hard. ridiculousy jelz of all her clothes.


  12. E. H. Cotton Says:

    http://gawker.com/news/blue-states-lose/meet-the-bandana+clad-hipster-zombies-255919.php

    #10–it’s scotty/johnny mouthbreather! so cute!


  13. Atheist Says:

    Dov Charney is that guy who runs fruit of the loom right? I hear they do really good socks.


  14. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: LEAVE DOV CHARNEY ALONE Says:

    [...] I don’t care that you made fun of me I was born a joker, but my Daddy, Dov Charney on the other hand has been the victim of many untruths. [...]


  15. Steven J Says:

    Jonny! Philly misses you.


  16. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CLEANING HOUSE Says:

    [...] offers the gay perspective that Street Carnage is so obviously lacking. Oh yeah, and Dov Charney is his Daddy. website: Tell All email: jonnymakeup@gmail.com [...]


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