A part of me doesn’t think this video is real because she says “noms” and then explains that to mean “nominations,” and don’t you think someone this Special would know better than to say something that genius? She also has a Corky St. Clair moment (Christopher Guest in Waiting For Guffman) when she goes “Jealousy? Maybe.” Also, special people don’t say the word “convincing.” Actually, maybe I’m the retarded one for actually thinking this might be real to begin with. Marbles is the one who should be getting the noms for best actress. She’s fucking brilliant!

Watch until the end when she eats hot dogs and sings along to Seal.

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20 Comments
  1. Loomis Says:

    When did reality become a Saturday Night Live skit?

    I think it’s real. Autistic people are good at mimicking TV and film because they watch it all day every day.


  2. Red Says:

    If it’s fake why is the hair so perfect? Funny chicks from Madison don’t spend $3,000 on a Hollywood quality human hair wig.


  3. Red Says:

    The source in YouTube says Benjy Falcone and the tags in myspace include Ben and Falcone. This is Ben Falcone
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm395812096/nm1229520

    I put up a post where I complained about her “leaving the camera running” but it got deleted. Maybe Street Carnage is in on this.


  4. denise Says:

    she’s like rosie o’donnell. i wonder if her converse are two different colors.


  5. ebbv Says:

    I will eat a wheelbarrow full of rhinoceros shit if that is real.


  6. The Loomis Parallax Says:

    Again, first post on the thread, seeding further debate. I believe this is case closed.


  7. duh Says:

    not only is this super old, it is fake.


  8. The Legend Himself, aka The Civilized Animal Says:

    fast forward to 2:32 and don’t waste your time with the shitty buildup.

    just watch the retard, laugh and feel guilty after, unless of course you’re a fascist.


  9. YeahButNoBut Says:

    Not real,and not funny.The only almost funny thing is that shirt.A mongo wearing a mungo shirt….Hee hee


  10. tommy gun Says:

    she’s not retarded at all – just a fucking weirdo.


  11. Jingles Glitterfuzz Says:

    Sometimes the hideous recognize their fate and choose to accept rather than battle like the morbidly obese faulting “tasty stuffs” for their disposition. Most often, this results in “comedian”. Still, I like to convince myself that a disgusting walrus of a human being is being humiliated in this video.


  12. Mr. Belvedere Says:

    if the boss bad guy in the goonies had another kid, this is it.


  13. Billy Nipples Says:

    are you fucking kidding me? you can’t tell if her MAD TVesque make up is real or not?
    ugh.. this website turned to shit before a year in. Please fire the cunt who wrote
    this before this website turns into College Humor.com


  14. Dr. Henry C. Wittles Says:

    Wow. Making fun of retarded people is cool!


  15. YeahButNoBut Says:

    todelly,exept Sloth was hardly the bad guyboss at all…


  16. yeahbutbiteit Says:

    I’m liable to think, since hatred towards Robin Williams has been snowballing ever since I can remember(Good will Hunting, Doubtfire… Mork?), that this is sarcasm over-done. However, I don’t really know if any comedian would bother to be so cruelly detailed, aside from thespian Rosie O’Donnell, of course. See, it’s too cruel, like real life, to be a man-made joke. The crossed-eyes, the pig nose, the naivete – maybe a comedian figures we need to be able to laugh about this shit but she probably has a genetic disorder like Turner’s or something. I mention Turner’s because those born with it can be perfectly functional and even very intelligent(ph d’s) while still having “retarded” facial/body characteristics amongst a host of other probs(problems). But I’m prob(probably) way-off.


  17. yeahbutbiteit Says:

    damn i should have written thesbian.


  18. Taeil Says:

    What ISSSS this???? Is it Dana Carvey in a fat suit doing a really ingenius Christopher Walken impression that inspires wordless amazement? Or is this personally a really weird chick that simply likes to go on about some real random crazy shit and talks like this? You be the judge. But I can watch this FOREVER. This is why God made youtube.


  19. Butchie Says:

    I would fucking bang the shit out of her.


  20. dave Says:

    I’d like to see this Randy fellow. Get his take on the whole situation. Watch him eat some hot dogs.


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