Hey everyone! Guess what. I’m in New York! My brother dragged me to some stupid boxing bar up in Times Square (who still goes to Times Square?) and just as I was about to bail for somewhere more interesting, this wasted man caught my eye.
Filming him was a joy. Like hunting. He kept catching me and taking off and I kept following him. Eventually, he ended up at our bar because there’s not a lot of booze in that area. Within about five minutes, the owner’s wife booted him out. She’s a brassy old white broad that doesn’t take any shit. I was over it after that but my brother grabbed the camera to go follow him. From the footage it appears he was being hustled by a curiously friendly lady of the night?
Did his smarts kick in and tell him to run in the opposite direction or did his blackout tell him to take her back to the hotel where he would pull out his limp dick, pass out, and go from blind drunk to robbed blind? Place your bets.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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badasses don’t get married
punks don’t have children
but average people don’t get robbed by hookers.
11.21.08 at 1:28 pm
You have barely spent time in New York. As if you’re saying something like “Who goes to Time’s Square anymore.”
You’ve also never been hunting.
Keep it up, Wallaby Wanna-be!
11.21.08 at 1:47 pm
I WISH DIS Fate would befall me
11.21.08 at 2:00 pm
Dats Geraldine Jones.
11.21.08 at 2:22 pm
wait when did hookers get back to times square? don’t tell me they never left cause they sure as fuck did. if the recession turns nyc back into the junkie hooker capital I might have to move back there.
11.21.08 at 4:25 pm
I’d gladly pay just to stare at her pink contrasted with her dark and beautiful skin.
11.21.08 at 4:53 pm
THAT SISTER WAS BEAUTIFUL… Definitely worthwhile.
11.21.08 at 5:50 pm
Wow…. it’s a lot warmer in New York than it should be.
11.21.08 at 7:16 pm
haha “i’ll take care of him”
11.22.08 at 12:43 pm
ciara?
11.24.08 at 12:23 am