STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DRUNK MAN GETS HUSTLED BY PROSTITUTE

Hey everyone! Guess what. I’m in New York! My brother dragged me to some stupid boxing bar up in Times Square (who still goes to Times Square?) and just as I was about to bail for somewhere more interesting, this wasted man caught my eye.

Filming him was a joy. Like hunting. He kept catching me and taking off and I kept following him. Eventually, he ended up at our bar because there’s not a lot of booze in that area. Within about five minutes, the owner’s wife booted him out. She’s a brassy old white broad that doesn’t take any shit. I was over it after that but my brother grabbed the camera to go follow him. From the footage it appears he was being hustled by a curiously friendly lady of the night?

Did his smarts kick in and tell him to run in the opposite direction or did his blackout tell him to take her back to the hotel where he would pull out his limp dick, pass out, and go from blind drunk to robbed blind? Place your bets.

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This entry was posted on 11.21.08 at 1:12 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

... Says:

badasses don’t get married
punks don’t have children

but average people don’t get robbed by hookers.

11.21.08 at 1:28 pm
Jew Says:

You have barely spent time in New York. As if you’re saying something like “Who goes to Time’s Square anymore.”

You’ve also never been hunting.

Keep it up, Wallaby Wanna-be!

11.21.08 at 1:47 pm
MLK Says:

I WISH DIS Fate would befall me

11.21.08 at 2:00 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Dats Geraldine Jones.

11.21.08 at 2:22 pm
lol@u Says:

wait when did hookers get back to times square? don’t tell me they never left cause they sure as fuck did. if the recession turns nyc back into the junkie hooker capital I might have to move back there.

11.21.08 at 4:25 pm
Beef Says:

I’d gladly pay just to stare at her pink contrasted with her dark and beautiful skin.

11.21.08 at 4:53 pm
Fockyierself Says:

THAT SISTER WAS BEAUTIFUL… Definitely worthwhile.

11.21.08 at 5:50 pm
??? Says:

Wow…. it’s a lot warmer in New York than it should be.

11.21.08 at 7:16 pm
illminuteman Says:

haha “i’ll take care of him”

11.22.08 at 12:43 pm
pussyfoot Says:

ciara?

11.24.08 at 12:23 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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