This is probably not something you’d traditionally get a boner for, you know a 14 year old, fat Jewish kid in his best synagogue outfit, with an orange crush mustache, hanging out in a black club, getting down to Reggae and Hip Hop, while buying bottles of champagne for his significantly older entourage, but that’s just because you’re an anti-Semite who is just jealous that your parents didn’t love you enough to let you go out all hours of the night with a wad of Bar Mitzvah money to spend on buying bottles for 25 year old mooches when you were 14.
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your right my mitzvah, was a joke compared to that. I played shitty arcade games and got to swim in a pool.
12.12.08 at 11:12 am
out-of-touch.
12.12.08 at 11:36 am
That’s no 14-year-old!
This is a full grown man, his name is Harvey Cohen, he’s got Angelman Syndrome so he looks so young.
He owns several night clubs and a deli.
I think he’s in his late thirties.
12.12.08 at 11:55 am
P?
12.12.08 at 1:11 pm
I’m emailing his mom right now.
12.12.08 at 1:29 pm
Bottles in the clubbbbbbb
12.12.08 at 1:30 pm
that kid has a weird hairline.
12.12.08 at 1:52 pm
a full grown man with a fruit punch mustache?
12.12.08 at 3:29 pm
Keep your diagnosis to yourself. People with Angelman Syndrome don’t look/function like that… although I do think it is entirely possible for someone with developmental issues to run a club. But definitely not a deli.
12.12.08 at 3:38 pm
GIVE HIM MY #
12.12.08 at 4:38 pm
Fuck Yeah.
12.12.08 at 6:20 pm
dang, that one shot where you can see inside his wallet and he is typing on his phone… thats a wallet I would love to steal.
12.12.08 at 9:01 pm
wow… After years of bitching and moaning Jesus Martinez finally got recognition from someone at Vice. Congratulations, you fat fuck.
12.12.08 at 9:57 pm
it’s great going to the strip club with this guy. the motherly peelers always comp his lap dances.
12.13.08 at 11:04 am
that habs cap, i want one !
12.13.08 at 11:19 am
This kid has money, that’s why Jews are cool, when they have a coming of age party, their kids get paid. Any other party other people have and folks are just lining up to take shit home, so not cool. (That is if your family knows people with money to come to your mitzvah, if not, blame your lame fucking parents) jb87
12.13.08 at 11:46 pm
Fuck the ADL crowd. Punch this kid in his chutzpah mug because some day he’s going to be your boss.
12.14.08 at 9:30 pm
very LA.
12.15.08 at 5:21 am
I saw that Kid with JEEZUZ MARTNIEZ of Drunken Stepfather at Orchid, I thought it was his kid!
He looks a little mexican too!
12.16.08 at 1:23 am
this kid is 14 and thisnks hes a baller fuk that lil white boy should get shot at for carying all his mitzvah money and well done on the orange crush comment
01.16.09 at 12:08 am
i know this kid and all you faggets hating are just hating cuz nun of you getting money like this 14 year old hahaha
01.16.09 at 12:38 am
HATERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
01.16.09 at 6:39 pm
this kid looks like he has down syndrome and these guys are baby sitting him and taking all his mitsvah money. I wish i was his baby sitter
01.19.09 at 6:30 pm
ahaahaahaaaa
01.19.09 at 11:02 pm
what the fuck is up with his hair line
02.05.09 at 12:36 am
this kid is chill
02.06.09 at 10:44 pm
i know him
02.06.09 at 10:44 pm
This is to all the hatters… to all u who are hating right now.. this kid is balling in the clubs with his boys while all of you faggots are outside in line .. this kid has more money then all of you and more connections then any of you will ever have so once all of u 20 year olds reach his level maby then you can open your mouths ight…. ezzzzz haters ahahah
12.20.09 at 9:39 pm