STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DRUNKEN STEPFATHER: BONER ALERT

Chelsy Davy may not give the biggest boner you’ve ever had, but she has big tits and a big fish to distract you from her face. Her backstory is hot enough for you to close your eyes and imagine something that turns you on just to finish her off, because you definitely want to keep her around. Not only is she fucking Prince Harry but she grew up in Africa with her millionaire dad who owns a Safari company. Now, sure you may want to use a rubber because most Africans have AIDS, but that’s a small price to pay to get Royal sloppy seconds and a luxurious retirement spent shooting exotic animals (I’m not talking about her vagina).

[Other pics added by SBTVC]

This entry was posted on 12.05.08 at 11:08 am by Drunken Stepfather. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

Ozay Says:

Meh, she looks a’ight….
I agree on the tits though.

12.05.08 at 11:30 am
? Says:

Butterface?

12.05.08 at 11:56 am
LOL Says:

piss face

12.05.08 at 12:28 pm
ew Says:

jesus, brutha, its good to see u on the outside.

12.05.08 at 2:36 pm
escher Says:

she has t-rex arms

12.05.08 at 5:22 pm
Kdawg in Satin Says:

Happy to hear about Jesus coming to write here.

I don’t know who this girl is, but it looks like she would fuck like a minx if you paid her enough. She’s got that hardened look, like she took a lot of dick before she got famous, so now she’s already done learned the game. And then she gets rid of the smoke, goes for a dip, and comes out looking cute than Amy Smart if Amy Smart was pretty; like she just peed in the ocean and hopes nobody saw.

12.05.08 at 9:39 pm
yargh Says:

Hey Zeus ?!?!?

12.06.08 at 6:28 am
sf Says:

i like her little nose

12.07.08 at 5:02 am

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

E-mail it! | 34 Comments

STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

E-mail it! | 15 Comments

STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

E-mail it! | 31 Comments

STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

E-mail it! | 18 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

Bad Behavior has blocked 6542 access attempts in the last 7 days.