STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Before Lesley Arfin left for Nepal, her blog often sounded bored and apathetic. Sometimes she’d talk about how much she loves her BFFs and sometimes she’d just show a picture of an album she liked and complain about how she can’t think of anything to say.
However, since she went on her Eat, Pray, Love crusade to the ends of the earth and realized the true story of that book is more Fart, Laugh, Puke Your Guts Out, her blog has become hilarious. In fact, we’ve even started copying the way they exaggerate the shit out of stuff and say they were raped when a guy stares at them and they have AIDS whenever they get the sniffles. Try it, it’s fun.

This entry was posted on 04.15.08 at 1:19 pm by Christi Bradnox. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

muthafutha Says:

don’t tell me: she left for nepal not to puke her guts out and fart all night in and around the entire campsite but to go and cover the aftermath of the elections over there. Am i RIGHT?

04.15.08 at 8:06 pm
bidi Says:

i want this girl to succeed at doing something really awesome but so far i dont think its happened.
i hope she keeps trying new stuff. the diary / writing thing was pretty meh.
very cute though.

04.16.08 at 12:39 am
DON'T Says:

Being a freeloader is a talent!

04.16.08 at 11:01 am
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04.20.08 at 1:50 pm
courtney awesome Says:

lesley arfin is my hero.
i want to smell her hair.
kind of.

05.25.08 at 12:17 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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