STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Birthday cake technology is so impressive now that we can do this sort of thing. Have an image that reminds you of two woman having sex while eating fresh shit, plastered on an area once reserved for a smiley face made from icing. Then, pizazz it with a cup of shit-icing on the side to drive the point home. It’s perfect for bulimics and the calorie conscious because you will throw up as soon as your slice of shit caresses your tongue. It is ~~allso~~ also away to tell all of your friends at your party to "Eat shit" and still manage to be in their good books. I am so jealous of this cake… what a diamond encrusted GEM of an idea!

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11 Comments

goldanny Says:

i’d rather have a cake of joe rogan’s reaction face.

06.05.08 at 2:17 pm
Pooipe Pants Says:

I think i would cry tears of joy and uncontrolled laughter if this were my birthday cake. I also laughed so hard I almost cried when I saw the video as well. That movie and just about everything related to it (except the lame reaction videos) is pure comic genius.

06.05.08 at 4:36 pm
Texasstee Says:

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

06.06.08 at 12:29 am
ha Says:

1oo points for goldannys comment

06.06.08 at 4:40 am
jerks... Says:

“allso away”
what the fuck is wrong with you?

06.06.08 at 5:27 am
kat Says:

I work at a bakery that has that technology.

I am going to copy that fucking cake. YES.

06.06.08 at 7:58 pm
korean bbm Says:

what up i JUST DID A BM in my OWN MOUTH. gravity bomb bitches

06.07.08 at 7:01 pm
Honez Says:

two girls one cup

this article is a hint that you should have already watched it, go search for it now, you know you have always wanted to if you haven’t yet

06.08.08 at 4:24 pm
babz Says:

No words…Kicking myself senseless that I didn’t think of this first for a recent friends birthday.
More cakes based on viral internet videos please! Although I really can’t think of any that would work quite like this masterpiece.

06.09.08 at 6:06 am
kareem Says:

HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY MMMMMOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYY

06.09.08 at 10:39 am
date rap Says:

somebody get this nigga a delete botton

04.07.09 at 12:53 am

STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET BONER 1676

I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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STREET BONER 1675

Black people never smile in photos. Even when they’re dressed like gay crusty clowns.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.