STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » EATING A DEAD MAN’S CANDY

If the only good thing to come out of Iraq is Jackass-style antics then I say: “Iran, you’re next!”.

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14 Comments

Cuntegonde Says:

Hearts and minds, baby.

Hearts. And Minds.

07.09.08 at 12:13 pm
Sick Mike Says:

Is this like our version of eating a guy’s heart and stealing his soul?

07.09.08 at 12:24 pm
Sick Mike Says:

fucking red necks, I hope they are dead by now

07.09.08 at 12:27 pm
Weinershnitzel Says:

say “dude” again

07.09.08 at 1:03 pm
crushlordian Says:

Hell fucking yeah. USA!! We’re in ur country eating ur dead guyz candyz

07.09.08 at 1:42 pm
durkadurka Says:

An army of steve-o’s.

07.09.08 at 1:42 pm
crushlordian Says:

‘why did I do that dude?’

Youtube.

Dude.

07.09.08 at 1:46 pm
Cuntegonde Says:

jeeeezuz

07.09.08 at 1:59 pm
pinkus Says:

Why is everyone so offended by this?

07.10.08 at 1:43 am
Shill O'Uninformedly Says:

Pinkus: I think it’s ’cause he could possibly be infected by towel-head cooties(was that chocolate treat sealed well-enough to national security standards?) or even in a more dire, shocking, attention-grabbing scenario, be now-gestating an insurgent sand camel nigger fucker only to have it burst out of his chest or worse(I’m thinkin’ a-hole, or worse). You do the math.

07.10.08 at 4:15 am
legup producers Says:

LOL! We’re in ur country eating ur dead guyz candyz. k bai

07.10.08 at 6:16 am
fithers Says:

from one bite? yeah right.

07.10.08 at 1:44 pm
Seamu Says:

“Prayer beads”?! Whose broke-ass candy was that? A Catholic Muslim’s?

07.10.08 at 2:20 pm
Beef Says:

pinkus Says:
07.10.08 at 1:43 am
“Why is everyone so offended by this?”

Because they’re fucking idiots.

07.12.08 at 9:55 pm

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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