Comments on: ELIOT SPITZER PROBABLY GOT ANAL

By: Tony Badassassino

Tony Badassassino — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:08:36 +0000

Pardon me if this has already been said in the forum, but as a man of experience, I can tell you that a large portion of the 4300 is paid out for discretion. It’s hush money up front. I guess Elly got ripped off. The anal is assumed.

By: Bobby Bobby Bobby

Bobby Bobby Bobby — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:26:50 +0000

“… The Aristocrats!”

By: Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan

Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:21:58 +0000

In the biggest flow period of the woman’s period right before she has to take a big shit you eat that pussy and snort clots until your sinuses are full then you frantically eat her ass and try to make her shit as quick as you can.. the theme to this act is speed and getting the most for your money – when you’ve got enough shit on your grille so you could pass for Ted Danson you fuck her face faaaaaast till she needs to puke — quick scuttle back under – she pukes on your face while fisting or at least thumbing your ass, then you come on her hand and she slaps you in the mouth hard enough to draw blood. this should all be taking place on a piss soaked bed, both of you should do that during foreplay when you’re drumming her stomach so she really needs to shit. finally while your putting your clothes back on she eats a handful of grated cheese you farted on earlier and drinks out of the toilet, horks and Spitz in your mouth, then you pay and leave.. even if she’s not a whore. hopefully one of you’ll have been crying at some point so you’ve been govered by every reasonable fluid and discharge (sorry no tit milk for babies or bile bitches) and can go home to ‘the girls’ unwound and unburdened

dude this whole saga reminds me of “Four Little Diamonds”. it’s a fucking disgrace our public servants aren’t paid enough to afford the 7 diamond cunts. also I think it’s poor form that just because Spitzer went after white collar criminals nobody had the good grace to give him the secret password for the Wall Street Skulls 10’s Club. that a governor had to buy his whore off a website… for shame. this country is going to the Dawgs

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By: Branson Carbine

Branson Carbine — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:33:20 +0000

His loyal, long-suffering wife’s name is Silda Spitzer.

A “Silda Spitzer” is when a chick gives herself an anal douche with a vanilla egg-cream soda and then squirts it on you.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:28:30 +0000

Outstanding.

the Spitzer Steamroller it is.

By: Or Angina

Or Angina — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:50:31 +0000

I think the “Eliot Spitzer” is timely and all, but bound to be forgotten. When the man gave himself a nickname that immediately evokes wonderment– that is, “I’m a fucking steamroller”– why not run with it?

I hereby call for the “Eliot Spitzer” sexual act to be renamed the “Spitzer Steamroller,” and it will consist of essentially sitting on the face of his freelancer with his cock and balls shoved entirely into his or her mouth. Perhaps one drooley ball slips out and hangs across his or her cheek for effect. There is copious nose to anus friction. He should be reading paperwork piled on his or her shins and resting a coffee on his or her stomach.

Yes, yes, R. Crumb did this first and best, but he’s a big man. He’ll understand that History is bigger sometimes.

By: Branson Carbine

Branson Carbine — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:30:37 +0000

The Eliot Spitzer:

Vetoing state legislation with a big red pen while nursing from a lactating hooker.

By: justlooking

justlooking — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:11:47 +0000

OF COURSE HE GOT ANAL.

He’s a nice Jewish boy. Why else would he chasing 20-year old shiksas?

(But was the real kink throttling them while pounding away from the rear? That sounds, umm, “unsafe.”)

By: Loomis

Loomis — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:02:55 +0000

One thing to remember about Spitzer is that he was never the crusader he said he was. Sure he said he was going to nail bigwigs like Dick Grasso and Hank Greenberg but those cases never went anywhere. The only people he nailed were low-level analysts like Henry Blodget who made predictions Spitzer didn’t like and can never work on Wall Street again because of it.
The guy was a phony from day one and I’d like to say kudos to the New York Post who was on to him the second he appeared in office.