Don’t Even Reply conveys a great message more people in bars should heed: Don’t engage. If a homeless man comes up to your table with some tedious spiel about how he lost his keys, just say “no” and leave it at that. As soon as you engage an asshole you’re inviting more shit to come out of him. Just stop.

The highlight being:

  1. THE BEST PRANK OF 2010
  2. BREAKING: OBAMA TO VETO HEALTH CARE BILL IN GREATEST-EVER POLITICAL PRANK
  3. OPEN MIC: IF YOU’RE NOT IN A BAND YET, START ONE
  4. MESSAGES FROM SCHIZOS
  5. NEW MUSIC VIDEOS BY CEREBRAL BALLZY + NINJASONIK

This entry was posted on 07.06.09 at 10:00 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
7 Comments
  1. SHITCOCK Says:

    It’s ok because driving a hybrid ACTUALLY means you’re a carbon-offset buying retard and not someone who actually does anything useful.


  2. JuCIFER Says:

    Boy, nothing gets to people more than making them feel faggy.


  3. shithut Says:

    kyle i still tell people to this day about when you drank a 26 of brown liquor in 1 chug. your the man. this post is weak.


  4. this post is shit Says:

    why is this guy on here?


  5. RACE WAR!!!!!!!! Says:

    RACE WAR!!!!!!!!!


  6. holy shit Says:

    ^^^NICE-UH!


  7. Anonymous Says:

    I am Mr. Michael Anderson, I got your contact on my personal search of the person I want to will my funds to. I willed the only funds left in my account to you.

    If you want to know why I have willed the only funds left in my account to you please contact the bank director whose name and address I will give to you as soon as you reply to this mail.

    Right now I am in the hospital.

    Michael Anderson.
    EMAIL:mr.michaela2@gmail.com


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