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Don’t Even Reply conveys a great message more people in bars should heed: Don’t engage. If a homeless man comes up to your table with some tedious spiel about how he lost his keys, just say “no” and leave it at that. As soon as you engage an asshole you’re inviting more shit to come out of him. Just stop.

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This entry was posted on 07.06.09 at 10:00 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

SHITCOCK Says:

It’s ok because driving a hybrid ACTUALLY means you’re a carbon-offset buying retard and not someone who actually does anything useful.

07.06.09 at 10:16 am
JuCIFER Says:

Boy, nothing gets to people more than making them feel faggy.

07.06.09 at 11:03 am
shithut Says:

kyle i still tell people to this day about when you drank a 26 of brown liquor in 1 chug. your the man. this post is weak.

07.06.09 at 11:58 am
this post is shit Says:

why is this guy on here?

07.06.09 at 12:52 pm
RACE WAR!!!!!!!! Says:

RACE WAR!!!!!!!!!

07.06.09 at 1:36 pm
holy shit Says:

^^^NICE-UH!

07.06.09 at 3:42 pm

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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