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EVEN BABIES ARE TRYING TO KEEP THE POUNDS OFF!

I think it’s important for children to have body image issues too! That’s why Hayden is my hero for trying to shed that baby fat and fit into a size zero by drinking Bud Light™. Also, newscasters do not pretend to care. This is all about viral hits you whores and here is my whorish interpretation of it to add to the youtube sludge pile!

This entry was posted on 12.18.09 at 10:31 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

imyar Says:

good mothering further proofed via allowing press coverage. great chin definition somewhere in there.

12.18.09 at 10:49 am
grumpy old man Says:

that kid should have been locked up years ago

12.18.09 at 10:59 am
mypoosmells Says:

nice redo

12.18.09 at 11:06 am
pink chicken Says:

Saw this on Gawker last night. How much of a short story is this kid?

12.18.09 at 12:58 pm
Ronnie Dobbs Says:

Y’all are brutalizing me.

12.18.09 at 1:30 pm
Vice Magazine Says:

This entire site has gone to shit. I haven’t laughed in weeks.

12.18.09 at 2:39 pm
remixes are better Says:

^ I laughed. out. loud.

12.18.09 at 4:41 pm
Zippy Says:

Big deal! How many times have I gotten drunk, broke into my neighbor’s house and stole a brown dress to wear? I mean, life is a bitch, it happens.

12.18.09 at 7:42 pm
Tooks Says:

Have you ever noticed how people whose bottom teeth are the only ones that show when they speak are the ones whose 4 year olds always have a taste for piss beer?

12.21.09 at 1:46 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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