Despite the fact that I recently got a Muslim fired for mentioning her vengeful “god” in my kid’s classroom, I have to confess to having a few chinks in my scientific armor. (No offense to the Orientals.)
Before I head back on tour into the Red States of America, I’d like to brush up on a few key points – DEFENSES, if you will, for what I call my Redneck opponents’ combo moves – i.e. certain points that religious zealots or otherwise uneducated slobs are known to use during the course of a conversation, which not only do vast amounts of damage to my scientific arguments but even cause ME to think twice about whether Evolution can possibly be real.
You can see why I’ve come to you: The SBTVC audience is nothing if not progressive and scientifically educated. Please help me develop defenses to the following combo moves so that I don’t keep getting finished in my arguments with American Rednex:
1. RACE:
There is no way that different races could have possibly evolved from the same parent race.
How the FUCK are black people in Africa and Chinese people in China? EVERYONE thinks they can explain this to me, but no one can: The common thing that faggot evolutionists will say is this:
“Their skin got black from the sun!”
And I’ll say:
“How the fuck does that affect their GENOTYPE – that’s just the PHENOTYPE, faggot, you can’t PASS down something that happens to you physically; like if I cut my arm off, ya think I can pass THAT down to my kids? Schmuck?”
And they’ll say:
“YOU don’t get it – DARK skin was better suited in the hotlands of Africa, and so there was a mutation and the people with black skin survived over thousands of generations!”
And I say:
“REALLY? Is it SO much better to have dark skin in the sun? Cause I have dark skin, and I think I would fucking DIE in Africa. Is that really SUCH a great trait that it would make a whole race of people die out for not having it? Are YOU saying blacks get less hot? Cause I get hot as a muthafucka.
Also, Paramus NJ was gets pretty fucking hot as well – 100 degrees yesterday – how come the native Americans from that area weren’t as DARK BLACK as the Africans – just cause Africa’s a little hotter, you think that made them DARK black?”
And what about Asians? Were things in Asia slanty so that shit is easier for them to see?
Race smells to me like the work of an omnipotent being, and not only that – an omnipotent being with a sense of humor, who wanted us to laugh.
2. THE HUMAN EYE:
Yeah ok, that shit just evolved. Whatever!
So what was the previous version of the human eye then? The one that had ALMOST evolved into an eye: it ALMOST worked and niggas walked around with that shit for a million years, and then one guy was born with a working one?
The old eyes were all seeing black and white and then one guy was born and his friends were all, “oh snap, this nigga see in color!”
The fuck outta here.
3. “OK, then how ’bout before that?”
This is the one that my Muslim friend gets me with all the time. He keeps asking me about history, and for everything I say he just goes “OK, then how ’bout before that?” I go back as far as I can, like you do with a little child who keeps asking you “WHY?” just to be a dick. I get all the way to the Big Bang and he goes, “OK, then how ’bout before that?”
I have no answer.
I know you think I’m playing stupid, but believe me you can’t explain any of this shit either. If you could explain it, we wouldn’t have to deal with Muslims or Religion. I’ll give you one more chance – shoot.
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One time my white friend asked one of our black friends if he gets hotter in the sun. You should have seen the look on his face.
08.05.09 at 12:35 pm
Darker skin doesn’t help protect you against the sun? I don’t know about you man, but I’m brown and I don’t think it’s even remotely possible for me to get a sunburn. I’ve fallen asleep on the beach for hours without sunscreen (I’ve actually never worn sunscreen) and I’ll wake up a little darker, but never have so much as a little redness.
You are right that it’s hard to explain some of this shit, but that doesn’t necessarily mean god did it. Before people knew about germs, they just assumed people got sick because god hated them. Just because something isn’t currently explicable doesn’t mean it can’t be figured out in the future.
Lastly, I got into a debate with a Muslim friend and he made that exact same “Aha! You don’t know what happened before the Big Bang!” point. And it’s true, I don’t know–but neither does anyone else. You can’t acknowledge that something is unknown and then start making statements about it, and that’s exactly what religious people do when they talk about what happened before the Big Bang. “Oh, that’s when God created the universe.” You don’t know that, and even if that is true, how does it follow that he: 1. hates fags, 2. had a kid, 3. doesn’t want you to eat pork 4. anything else because saying anything at this point is completely unverifiable. There’s a glaring logical fallacy in that argument.
08.05.09 at 12:42 pm
Read some Richard Dawkins. He has a lot of writing on how eyes developed. An animal with a light-sensitive organ, no matter how crude, has advantages over animals without that organ. In other words, half an eye is better than no eye at all.
As far as race is concerned, black folks formed random mutations like vitiligo or albinism and moved to the caves. Therefore, we are known as cave-bitches.
That’s all I got.
08.05.09 at 12:49 pm
Here’s one of many videos explaining the eye thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj_lNQerUJ4
Also, stop being a credulous dick. The anti-evolutionists have nothing, okay? Nothing.
08.05.09 at 12:51 pm
1) From wikipedia: “The evolution of dark skin is linked intrinsically to the loss of body hair in humans. By 1.2 million years ago, all people having descendants today had the same receptor protein of today’s Africans; their skin was dark, and the intense sun killed off the progeny with any lighter skin that resulted from mutational variation in the receptor protein… Dark skin helps protect against skin cancer that develops as a result of ultraviolet light radiation, causing mutations in the skin. Furthermore, dark skin prevents an essential B vitamin, folate, from being destroyed. Therefore, in the absence of modern medicine and diet, a person with dark skin in the tropics would live longer, be healthier and likelier to reproduce than a person with light skin.”
“One hypothesis as to why epicanthic folds [Asian eyes] came about involves the climates in which populations expressing them arose. Sunlight reflects more intensely off light colored surfaces, such as those prevalent in snowy regions or savannahs and deserts. The theory is that an epicanthic fold in such an environment would protect the eyes from extra UV radiation. The trait may also be useful against strong winds and cold weather such as the ones on the Central Asian steppes.”
2) The eye is complicated. There are two types of receptors in the human eye: rods and cones. Rods are better suited to low-light conditions, and cones, of which there are three different types, are used for color; this is why you can’t see color in low light. So, yeah, it’s fairly easy to imagine color vision evolving from straight monochrome, as different types of cells are responsible for either. There’s a whole article on wikipedia about “Evolution of the Eye” if you feel like reading some more.
3) As for what happened before the Big Bang… why should asking that question be any more valid than asking a religious person what came before god? The answer is- it’s complicated, and I can’t really explain it, as I’m not a quantum physicist, but just because it’s difficult to comprehend doesn’t mean it makes any less sense than a dude in the sky (what came before him?) making everything spontaneously
08.05.09 at 12:55 pm
RACE:
Evolution doesn’t have a fucking GOAL its heading towards (doye)–its random drifting with disease and predators taking the bad results out of the equation. Its all arbitrary shifting. Dudes in africa weren’t fucking chicks in Rome, so you got lots of different gene pools with lots of different results.
EYE:
Just because you point at something and say “gee, thats really complicated” doesn’t mean it couldn’t have evolved bit by bit over the course of 6 BILLION YEARS. Count to a billion and then get back to me with your newfound conception of that number.
HOW BOUT BEFORE THAT:
Admit that you are stupid and dont know everything and never will until the end of time. That pretty much solves it. Just because you dont know EVERYTHING doesn’t mean you dont know A COUPLE THINGS.
Nice troll article BTW.
08.05.09 at 12:56 pm
so, just because science can’t explain something it means a bunch of cattle-sacrificing primitives are right?
08.05.09 at 12:57 pm
it is hard to explain a lot of this shit cause is not a common sense matter. It is scientific matter and there are scientists, they go to school and study many complicated things that are hard to comprehend. However, it all makes sense to them,to the most of them at least, cause it follows a rational, empirical logic.
what is the point of arguing about evolution anyway, do you think that you can figure it all out in a discussion over drinks, like Socrates style!
08.05.09 at 12:59 pm
too obvious.
08.05.09 at 1:16 pm
@hate these arguements <——- lrn 2 spelt
way to miss the point. this wasn’t a troll topic, dick
08.05.09 at 1:17 pm
you’re dumb.
1. yes africans slowly and unknowingly bread for darker skin, men with darker skin could work/hunt longer in the heat and provide for their families and live longer healthier and produce more offspring. times a million! it wasn’t the sun, it was the skins level of melanin production. or something. which i’m sure is part of the genome somewhere. seriously of you were some african lady would you fuck the guy who’s complaining about the heat, or the guy killing zebras and giraffes with his bare hands in the 100 degree heat???
2. everything alive came from blue green algae, in fact the reason you can get stoned off of weed is that the sea sponge developed Cannabinoid receptors in its pre-brain and passed it on the every animal higher branches the evolutionary tree. including you, so if a sea sponge hundreds of millions of years ago (or something) gave you the ability to smoke yourself retarded enough to write this post, you really think the human eye is a mystery… fucking everything has eyes, come on…. eyes 1.0 beta were in some slimy fishy mother fucker, human eyes, their color recognition and depth perception have had some time in development.
3. we just spent a hundred trillion (or something) dollars on CERN to see what the universe looked like .000000000000001 to the power of 876 milli seconds (or something) after the big bang. so before it is probably a little out of budget right now. no one knows, but there are lots of theories due to the fact that most smart scientists have a boner for this question so the go into quantum physics. seriously like 80 percent of 99th percentile scientist (or something) devout their lives to answering this question for you instead of curing aids and cancer and the economy. and if they do figure out, it will probably be disappointing.
(or something)
08.05.09 at 1:19 pm
HOLY SHIT! You’re so right.
Anything that ends with “I don’t know” must mean that God did it.
Thank you for solving all of life’s mysteries for me.
08.05.09 at 1:26 pm
Why does Arv feel the need to announce he’s “brown” in every other sentence?
08.05.09 at 1:27 pm
you need to help yourself to a fucking science book, carleton coon.
08.05.09 at 1:31 pm
RE: # Doo Boy
Because nigga, I’m brown.
08.05.09 at 1:35 pm
Hilarious
08.05.09 at 1:40 pm
Yeah, but real niggas would just profile you as a nerdy Hindude and beat you down.
08.05.09 at 1:49 pm
I love BN the most in the world, but not even I can believe he’s this powerful OR how dumb you lot are. Take your pick.
You all fall hookliner sinker for every single thing he does – I’ve never seen a group of people manipulated so easily and then have the balls to act like theyre on the high road –
-He wants you to think he’s a huge opponent of Affirmative Action
—you treat him like a huge opponent of Affirmative Action and argue he should be more tolerant
-He wants you to think he’s a staunch _supporter_ of Affirmative Action
—you treat him like a huge supporter of Affirmative Action and argue he should be less biased against whites
-He wants you to think he’s a staunch evolutionist
—you think he’s a staunch evolutionist and argue he shouldn’t have gotten the muslim fired
Now finally, he wants you to think he’s a staunch creationist
—you think he’s a staunch creationist and argue he should pick up a science book.
Either this isn’t the same audience every week, or bn is a master manipulator, or you’re just idiots!!!
It’s an absolutely transparent gag, and I find it entertaining – similar to when Bruno makes fashion designers say their piece is _heavy_ and then _light_ all in the same breath.
That’s the point of this article – He argues the other side, and shows he can get people to be just as pissed. The guy is as charismatic as Charles Manson and I love it.
08.05.09 at 1:51 pm
“What in the world am I ever going to do with the niggers?”
- Jim Folsom (via Malcolm Gladwell)
08.05.09 at 1:53 pm
There’s a chapter in Richard Dawkins’ book titled The God Delusion that would help you out a lot, man. It did for me. Its called The Ultimate 747 and it kinda reworks the argument of “well what came before that?” in explaining that when people want to use something as superficial as “the why? game” as an argument they should stop to think “where did god come from/what made god?”
because god most certainly has not always existed, if he does now.
08.05.09 at 1:54 pm
1. Just as dark black skin helps you in an environment where you are exposed to sun nonstop (and if you think it doesn’t google pictures of African albinos and get ready to ralph, some of those dudes are covered in so much melanoma they look like elephant man by the time they’re 20), the supposed advantage of white skin is it allows you to absorb more vitamin d from the sun in an area where you are exposed to very little of it, so it makes perfect sense for northern Europe and Asia. Brown skin makes perfect sense for an area that is extremely hot and sunny, but for only part of the year. Why are Native Americans, even Eskimos or Innuits whatever still browner than Swedes? Well they only got to North America 14,000 years ago. Humans have been chilling in North Asia twice as long as that, and in Northern Europe for almost half a million years, so however long it takes to go from brown to chalky white, it’s clearly longer than 14,000 years.
2. There are plenty examples in nature of eyes that are more primitive than our own. A great example is a planaria, those little flatworms you look at under the microscope in highschool biology that look like they have cartoon eyes that were drawn on, but really it’s just a layer of cells that can sense light. It’s not that big of a leap to look at something like that, and look at the tiny, simple black spheres on most crustaceans that can do a little more than sense light, and the compound eyes on insects that are multi-spectral but can’t focus, all the way up to the complex mammalian eye, and say there is traceable progress here.
3. Yeah, sorry, you’re fucked. Science almost by definition can’t tell you what happened before the big bang. Maybe there will be some big revelation in quantum mechanics that will let us look at time in a whole new way that can provide something close to a conclusive answer to that, but don’t bet on it happening any time this century, Cern or no Cern.
08.05.09 at 2:02 pm
ah. glad that I wasted my time on this piece of shit article. who the fuck do these people blow to get this job?
no, I don’t give a shit about your article that’s obviously only here incite stupid comments. I don’t give a fuck what new fashions from Jans Vanmooglemeer are in his boutique for this season. Couldn’t care less about “12 pictures of hot ladies you totally want to bang” that aren’t even actually hot. it’s always just some huge tit plastic surgery bitches that get shoved in my face in every advertisement/television show ever. fuck all this.
08.05.09 at 2:11 pm
WELL I AM HAPPY TOO SAY YOUR RIGHT THIS TIME B.N. THE FREIND ASKS ‘WHAT ABOUT BEFORE THAT?’ IS LIKE WHEN I AM ASKING ‘WHAT HAPPENS IN MY EMPTY APARTMENT WHEN I AM NOT THEIR’? BECASUE THEIR’S NO WAY TO KNOW EVER. WELL I HEAR YOU SAYING ‘JUST INSTAL A SHORT-CIRCUIT VIDEO CAMERA WITH NIGHT-VISOIN GOGGLE’S YOU IDIOT’ BUT DUH YOU IDIOT, THAT IS JUST AN ILLUSION, WHICH I DEFINATELY DO’NT WANT TO USE. I WANT REALITY BUT THE PROBLEM IS FANTASY IS REALITY IN THE WORLD, TODAY
08.05.09 at 2:17 pm
WEAK
08.05.09 at 2:29 pm
@calm down
r u sur?
08.05.09 at 2:34 pm
1) I like how cuntvomit quotes wikipedia.
2) this is all a ruse – BN will be all “ahhh i was spoofin y’allz!!” next post, like he does for in every third post..
08.05.09 at 2:34 pm
worst nigger blog ever
08.05.09 at 2:41 pm
*blog nigger
08.05.09 at 2:41 pm
I secretly agree that evolution can’t be possible by itself.
At the end of the day, when it’s revealed that it’s actually a mix between evolution and a force of nature that we can’t comprehend, all of you homemade science buffs will clamour to say “That’s what I meant!!!!!!”
08.05.09 at 2:42 pm
obvious troll is obvious
08.05.09 at 2:59 pm
Hrm, It’s not a troll for comments – the guys didn’t say he agreed, he asked for help in defending evolution right?
08.05.09 at 3:05 pm
What depresses me is that even the worst Blognigger column, which he knows is shitty and thus didn’t twit about it or put it on his blog, is still better than the best shit on here, and still gets the most attention/user comments.
08.05.09 at 3:22 pm
“Just because you point at something and say “gee, thats really complicated” doesn’t mean it couldn’t have evolved bit by bit over the course of 6 BILLION YEARS. Count to a billion and then get back to me with your newfound conception of that number.”
OMGLMAO
I so whole-heartedly agree, this is the argument that fucking PWNS creationism. Let me just say this… The Universe is some 14 BILLION YEARS OLD. 14 FUCKING BILLION!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUcKING LONG THAT IS!?! I have trouble sitting in a doctors office for an hour waiting to be seen. 14 BILLION YEARS IS FUCKING UNIMAGINABLE. As such, to the best of our knowledge, it took 14 BILLION YEARS for anything worth blogging about to fucking present itself in an INFINITE UNIVERSE!!!! That’s a lot of time, sitting around, waiting for something to happen. The odds of life in this universe are sparse, but when it comes to ENDLESS SPACE AND TIME, odds don’t mean shit, so stop wasting your time and go hug something you lucky sons of bitches. That chair next to you, it’s not alive, so be thankful, but not to god. Be thankful for winning the fucking lottery of HYDROGEN PARTICLES RANDOMLY FUSING OVER 14 BILLION YEARS AND TURNING THEIR ASS INTO YOU.
08.05.09 at 3:29 pm
you get someone fired because you are a racist negro ( which is like being a fascist zionist jew ) and she(your poor kids teacher ) didn’t believe in evolution ? you didn’t had the balls to tell her face what you tought ,( in which you contradict yourself insanely . ) then you come here and say evolution is horse shit ? i will not be wasting my “wasting time anyway time ” with you anymore . you are uneducated , stupid , and not worth shit . i really feel sorry for you cause you have to live everyday of your life with that stupid head on your shoulders .
as not so great Says: WHICH I AGREE SOO MUCH .
08.05.09 at 2:11 pm
ah. glad that I wasted my time on this piece of shit article. who the fuck do these people blow to get this job?
no, I don’t give a shit about your article that’s obviously only here incite stupid comments. I don’t give a fuck what new fashions from Jans Vanmooglemeer are in his boutique for this season. Couldn’t care less about “12 pictures of hot ladies you totally want to bang” that aren’t even actually hot. it’s always just some huge tit plastic surgery bitches that get shoved in my face in every advertisement/television show ever. fuck all this.
08.05.09 at 4:10 pm
the last question rests on the assumption that there is no possibility of infinity. if there is, then it is an irrelevant inquiry.
08.05.09 at 4:11 pm
this sites’ current schtick is to act one step above a retard?
08.05.09 at 5:02 pm
No one can comprehend the true length of time. I agree completely with the 14 billion years point. Just to give you an idea, it would take you about 32 years to count to 1 billion if you counted 1 number per second. That’s not counting how long it would take you to actually pronounce the ridiculously long numbers. For example, try saying “999,999,999″ in one second.
08.05.09 at 5:19 pm
BNs just manipulating and fucking with us YAWN. Gavin does it all the time. That’s why he told the VOICE he was happy niggers moved out of Williamsburg, etc. Whatever. It’s tired.
08.05.09 at 5:24 pm
So, I take it you didn’t take any natural science classes in college. The 101 of each subject would have cleared up all of your questions.
08.05.09 at 5:25 pm
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
08.05.09 at 5:57 pm
OP Here. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
08.05.09 at 5:58 pm
todd here. disregard that, I suck cocks.
08.05.09 at 5:59 pm
I am needing help from sommeone from American. They take my familey because thy say I making “subverseve remarking in world web.”
please help they will sending to re-programing campus in north.
Worse then Kim Jong-woon places.
Most humbel, Preck!
08.05.09 at 6:24 pm
i suck cocks, srs
08.05.09 at 6:31 pm
God said it.
I believe it.
Fuck Darwin.
08.05.09 at 7:52 pm
so what came before Adam and why is Eve so hot, the first 10 kitten streetboner prolly. And whats the deal with that talking snake that apple?
08.05.09 at 8:34 pm
You cant argue this shit, because you dont really know shit about evolution. You just “know” its right becasue you were tought that, in the same way that retards “know” that god exists, whe n they have never had any real education in their own theology.
08.05.09 at 8:50 pm
I will be praying for you all.
08.05.09 at 9:50 pm
Can’t you be contrarian about something you are actually RIGHT about?
There’s like a hundred options out there.
08.05.09 at 9:52 pm
(although people obviously aren’t getting that it’s a joke). Still…
BETTER MATERIAL NEXT TIME [claps his hands twice like a Kind on his throne]
08.05.09 at 9:54 pm
See also:
Black people invented racism.
…so everything that has happened to them since is karma.
(this only works on militant 5%er types)
If white people were the result of a genetic mutation (albinism etc) and then subsequently exiled to the caucas mountains because of it, then the ‘original man’ invented racism.
Black people were the first racists.
Try that one out next time some rap-lyric-brainwashed / jail-educated quasi muslim tells you the white man is the devil.
(disclaimer: everything i’ve said here is complete bullshit)
The real scientific reason for the evolution / facial characteristics outlined in your article is: FREAKYNESS.
the world is just a freaky fucking place.
also i saw richard dawkins on a documentary and he just sounded like a smarty-guy little 12 year old who just discovered atheism getting his kicks telling religeous people that gods not true. Stop the press Richie, that ideas been around for a little while now.
08.05.09 at 11:18 pm
hahaha, god save Preck
08.05.09 at 11:19 pm
you must be fucking joking. or are you a retard? the eye as an argument against evolution? fuck off. anyone who can’t understand that a bunch of light sensitive cells (the precursor to an eye) would be an evolutionary advantage in a myriad of ways and would be passed on and eventually evolve into the eyes animals have today, is a fucking halfwit. i’m not even going to bother with the other 2. okay fuck it, i will. what happened before the big bang? well, allow me to retort. who created god? end of argument, shithead. and race? aw fuck it, i’m tired. and i’m sure someone else got that one anyway.
08.06.09 at 1:40 am
if you want to believe in evolution, you need to stop treating it like intelligent design. Evolution is as much, if not more, based on chance as it is adaptation. If the blonde hair mutation happens to a hot chick, Sweden is born. If it happens to an ugly chick, it dies with her in mongolia or where ever. Evolution isn’t always logical.
Half eye is actually more logical. Biology likes to use the same shit over and over in different combinations during development. You even have a bunch of psedogenes which are duplicated ‘practice’ genes stored for later evolutionary use. Making a new eye is basically like going shopping in your closet.
Can’t help you with the big bang, though. Ask physics.
08.06.09 at 2:05 am
why are YOU going on tour representing evolutionists? you write a pretty funny blog about hating yuppies in Park Slope. I know that you may believe that that qualifies you to discuss the finer points of evolutionary theory, but in actuality it doesn’t. It allows you to go on some tour and come back with blog entries starting with “well, these backwoods retards sure frustrate me with their religious fervor, but at least they don’t old me up for 15 minutes while they write a check for an avacado and some seventh generation detergent. Park Slope faggots.”
faggot.
08.06.09 at 2:40 am
Big Bang?
So outside of our universe, there is… the big cheese. Full of, presumably, inflatons. These little buggers are gravitons (the massless particles capable of traversing the dimensions of space (there are multiple dimensions of space, beyond the 4 of breadth, depth, length & time, that we can’t see and will never see/feel/touch/experience) that are responsible for giving all mass gravitation) that REPEL each other instead of attract. If two of these inflatons don’t have a repulsive force strong enough to stay away from each other, due to random variance in the inflaton field (imaging distortion in a radio signal) and touch… ALL that inertial kinetic energy is released in the form of a universe, expanding at the speed of light. This happens often. There are many universes in the big cheese, all expanding away from each other faster than the speed of light (relativistic physics dictates that nothing in space can move faster than the speed of light, except for space itself) due to the repulsive force of the inflaton field. They all have different criteria for their inception, and as such all have different constants of nature and laws of physics. And so we have an endless number of different universes expanding like holes in swiss cheese, with the flesh of the cheese expanding faster than the holes, never letting these holes meet. We have what is before the big bang, and what is after, and what is again and again happening in the multiverse outside our own. For all of infinity. Always. And if you believe in string theory, (believe not accept, there is no way to know, ever. Ironic, considering that science is here, taking a leap of faith) than the idea that we are all made of nothing BUT energy, isn’t that hard to accept.
08.06.09 at 2:51 am
The above Jello Biafra comment, was in fact me. I don’t know why the name box always screws up…
08.06.09 at 2:52 am
…made me never want to visit here again.
08.06.09 at 6:39 am
I love the fucking assholes who take blognigger so seriously – it’s a fucking comedy post on a website!
this one is the funniest:
lol@u Says:
08.06.09 at 2:40 am
why are YOU going on tour representing evolutionists?
hahahaha Yeah Blognigger is going on a tour! you dumb fuck!
08.06.09 at 7:11 am
omg, the eye argument!! loled hard there. i didn’t know that one! you americans are sooo fucked to have rednex.
08.06.09 at 7:34 am
I trawled through here way too long to finally find someone else who had the only answer to three.
Thank you Tommy.
Drinking is fun.
08.06.09 at 10:41 am
When Alison is pregnant, her quilt is decorated with the molecular structure of RU-486
08.06.09 at 10:50 am
The Big Bang is unproven which is why it is still officially called a theory. That’s all.
08.06.09 at 11:38 am
Here.
08.06.09 at 11:38 am
bliss of loving kindness
08.06.09 at 11:51 am
So, if this post is a joke, why isn’t it funny?
08.06.09 at 12:15 pm
CUT_OUTS
08.06.09 at 12:21 pm
I’m aware that BN posts these arguments just to inspire controversy, but I’m not entirely convinced that he does it entirely consciously. The “I’m edgy because I defend indefensible propositions” overtone that colours every topical issue that Gavin or BN addresses always has a bit of a self-righteous smell to it.
08.06.09 at 4:21 pm
Two things I specifically remember: He asserted flatly that America’s error in Vietnam was that we did not first do the most important thing in fighting a guerrilla war: to seize the high moral ground and offer the people genuinely better opportunities for their lives than the enemy
08.06.09 at 5:11 pm
Someone else found religion in ignorance.
I just barfed on my shoes.
08.06.09 at 5:36 pm
Teaching her resistance to interrogation may improve her security, but it also may make her service suspicious if her manner, to them, changes
08.06.09 at 6:34 pm
God bless you all.
08.06.09 at 6:42 pm
écrivains ont filés leur chemin
08.06.09 at 6:49 pm
i bet your a real meek twat in real life.
08.06.09 at 10:06 pm
No Offense Blognigger, but people evolved to be white. We came out of those African jungles and moved to places with colder climates with less sun and needed lighter skin to create vitamin D from sunlight.
Also here’s an Doonesbury about evolution:
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08.06.09 at 10:47 pm
I’m not sure I agree with evolutionary arguments that say darker skin was selected or somehow protective in hotter or sunnier environments – i do think it evolved, but I kind of think that some things in evolution are just accidents – that is to say, that there was just genetic drift to certain physical characteristics in certain areas, and then people evolved cultures which kept them from mixing with other populations in great number, and then those physical characteristics just intensified in those areas.
08.06.09 at 11:53 pm
What about ManBoobs? What evolutionary advantage do they serve?
08.09.09 at 5:21 pm
Ok so the reason, probably why native people are hella black if because they probably were russians/asians or some shit at one point so who were all lost and chasing a wolly mammoth or somthing across a tundra when bam they are in Alaska (those use to be connected.) So then they started screwing and running all over the Americas make tons of different tribes for years and years which the world changing around them. The russians changed one way and the natives changed the other where as black people were in africa for like a billion years and they slowly evolved to become that color and lose monkey hair. The eye was all gay but slowly year after year, to adapt the the world better it started to see better. like you know when your on the bright light and then go into the dark and your eyes slowly get better at seeing dark till you can pick out a nickel from across the room? Its like that only more so over a few thousand years.
If people ask you what was before the big bang just turn it around and say what made god? what made that? what made that? And if they have an answer like god always was say well maybe the universe always was too.
Or mention the big crunch theory. universe expands then contracts the starts over and always will and always have. Confuse them and they will have nothing on you.
Sal. Manboob? those are for our entertainment.
08.09.09 at 7:09 pm
Yeah I ment why they aren’t black.
Manboobs are because we will all be trannies one day.
08.09.09 at 7:18 pm
Evolution is a simple idea. It goes like this:
1. If you have variation (lots of different critters), and
2. If you have selection (some critters succeed and others fail), and
3. If you have heredity (successful critters make copies of themselves),
4. Then you *must* get evolution, it’s unavoidable.
Watch a two-minute clip of this video between about 2:00 and 4:00. http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/susan_blackmore_on_memes_and_temes.html
08.14.09 at 11:24 am
You can’t honestly be this stupid. Here I was thinking “oh bravo for someone standing up for scientific fact” in regards to the teacher who doesn’t get evolution.
Now I’m kind of pissed bc you’ve illustrated a true lack of understanding about evolution after you painted yourself as some sort of Origin of Species defender. Go get that dumb women her fucking job back if you’re not going to even attempt to understand Darwin.
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11.09.09 at 6:43 pm