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Katy Perry performed her L.U.G. anthem “I Kissed a Girl” at the MTV Latin America Awards, and after jumping into a cake instead of out of it, she fell. And fell. And fell. And fell again.

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10 Comments

Cuntegonde Says:

Why not a giant pie? Too obvious?

10.17.08 at 1:45 pm
Rock For Light Says:

who the fuck is this? i haven’t turned on a tv in years.

10.17.08 at 4:20 pm
steroid abusing freak Says:

wwtdd.com

10.17.08 at 5:05 pm
LOL Says:

katy perry.

shes helping ruin society.

I’d love to shag her.

10.17.08 at 5:05 pm
imyar Says:

awwww cringe.

total zoey deschanel ringer, like retardedly z des. http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=zoey%20deschanel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

10.17.08 at 5:13 pm
Daz76 Says:

Can I still get tickets to that show? It’s in Latin America?

10.19.08 at 4:31 am
popshop Says:

lesbian until gay!

10.19.08 at 11:46 am
yee eyeks Says:

man cake is fucked up on a smooth ass floor i saw a cake fight at a party once and shit got crazy real quick buncha drunk ass bitches in heels falling on they heads and shit

10.19.08 at 1:53 pm
imyar Says:

http://katyperryblog.tumblr.com/

10.19.08 at 2:51 pm
Beef Says:

Women really can’t do anything better than men.

10.19.08 at 8:17 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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