STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FAT NAKED OLD GUY IN A MOAT

I know this guy is probably crazy, but what if he wasn’t? Can’t a sane person just want to skinny dip in a moat?

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15 Comments

Atheist Says:

He’s now being questioned about his ‘moatives’.

10.08.08 at 12:45 pm
lol Says:

“He’s now being questioned about his ‘moatives’.”

hahaha

10.08.08 at 1:52 pm
srsly Says:

he’s prolly been summarily executed ie beheaded in the royal courtyard or been made to commit seppeku or hari kiri

10.08.08 at 2:17 pm
srsly Says:

further why could the overbearing white person not overpower the slight nippon police officers, just the mere sight of his engorged penis should hav been enough to fend them off

10.08.08 at 2:21 pm
srsly Says:

OH right

they LOVE the sight of huge cocks in Japan

10.08.08 at 2:22 pm
dave Says:

Nice gay protection shield

10.08.08 at 2:24 pm
srsly Says:

blognigger should spend some time over there, he can be their new god as a result

10.08.08 at 2:24 pm
srsly Says:

except he couldn’t get any handjobs from any of ‘em them being asian and everything

10.08.08 at 2:27 pm
srsly Says:

it’s a good thing for internets, he can just wank a few off in that instance

10.08.08 at 2:30 pm
srsly Says:

excuse me, i should say, ‘in those instances’

10.08.08 at 2:31 pm
Big dick Nigga Says:

Their gonna cane dat ass!

10.08.08 at 5:12 pm
Columbo Says:

I guess he’s up to his old tricks again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5f5Zf000sI&feature=related

10.08.08 at 6:49 pm
Henry Fool Says:

That’s funny!

10.08.08 at 7:40 pm
Asian Person Says:

STUPID ROUNDEYE!!!

10.08.08 at 7:40 pm
yo, Says:

careful with that manatee.

10.08.08 at 9:45 pm

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