That’s right, the numbnuts storm chaser who made Wife Swap history by being the worst parent to ever appear on the show was a close friend of notorious buffoon “Scary” Perry Caravello. Anyone who follows the Windy City Heat saga closely will remember a few years ago when Perry was all about chasing storms. A quick perusal of his old Myspace confirms it. He was chasing storms with none other than Richard motherfucking Heene.

From here. (It’s worth reading this whole thread to really get to see how much his fans enjoy his temper.)


I’m seeeking the next Acting Job and looking forward to going to Texas to Chase Storms for a Big Discovery in May. I’ll be going with “The Science Detectives” Storm Seekers group.
Perry
Posted by Scary Perry on Friday, March 31, 2006 – 9:43 AM

Hey Perry,
When does Windy City Heat come out on DVD? AND can I order it directly from you? And let me know when the exact release date is.
Thanks bro!
Posted by Oil! on Saturday, April 01, 2006 – 12:39 AM

Everyones Fuckin’ Brain is the size of a Fuckin’ Sun Flower Seed.
I’M NOT RESPONSEABLE FROT THE RELEASE OF THE DVD!!!
That is the Productions Dept. I’m just the Actor in the Film. But I will say this, I’m the Best Actor Hollywood has to offer. Only if they would wake up.
Perry
Posted by Scary Perry on Saturday, April 01, 2006 – 11:49 PM

Eric,
They are not gonna tell me when it’s gonna be released.
Because Don and Mole are jellous of what is gonna come of me.
Windy City Heat, that was just a start…
I’m gonna be in Texas in the Month of May “PROVING” how Tornados turn. With my Partner the Leader of The Sceince Detectives Richard Heene. Plus a group of other Sceintists from around the Country. This is gonna be a Huge Discovery.
Perry
Posted by Scary Perry on Sunday, April 09, 2006 – 2:44 PM

Are all morons friends?

Whoa, speaking of which, I just found this on YouTube and I’m in it.

UPDATE: Apparently footage exists of Perry and Heene tackling tornadoes. Does God work at Funny or Die? Can he send us said footage?

Fingers crossed in prayer.

-GAVIN MCINNES

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7 Comments
  1. the kid Says:

    windy city peeps indeed! small world, small minds.


  2. felicia Says:

    I asked my dad if he heard about the balloon kid, and he immediately got upset saying the brother murdered the little boy, that’s why they can’t find him.

    and I said uhhhhhh……..the little boy was in the attic.

    and then he said…..THEY FOUND HIM?


  3. Red Says:

    What is it with comedy nerds and that movie? I heard the Drunk History guy buys the DVD in bulk and has been giving it out as Christmas presents to everyone he knows.


  4. trace Says:

    Windy City Heat is the greatest buddy flick ever made.


  5. buffalowinger Says:

    windy city heat is the greatest


  6. fizzlebottom Says:

    I hope the storm chaser named one of his kids Stone Fury.


  7. jeff jensen Says:

    so disheartening to see no kid emerge from the balloon. but the live footage was majorly absorbing. i would care more about world events if they had the punch of this jam (pre-attic discovery…yawn)


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