Children are adorable but they get tired at like, 9 o’clock which means they can’t talk about how cool owls are or how we’re part of the top 1% etc., until the sun comes up. They also never grind their jaws or get bug-eyed and pronounce “Je-sus Li-z-ard” like they’re chewing on a gobstopper. Until now! Finally, the folks at KingPin Concepts have turned being wired into an all ages event and created Blow: Energy Drink Mix. Click here to buy some while listening to the Cult and looking at dumb girls from LA.
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A HAPPY 8 O 8 0 8 goes out to the choad factor.
Take note, I’m serioulsy thinking of stealing this thread cause all you chicken shits have got nothing on kids and cocaine.
08.08.08 at 8:08 pm
lol Warning: do not snort
08.09.08 at 2:41 pm
this is so old.
08.09.08 at 4:38 pm
The children next door don’t get tired at 9. These 5 year-olds are out riding their scooters at midnight, while their parents and/or legal guardians drink malt liquor in the front yard.
08.09.08 at 9:14 pm
Nobody rides scooters.
08.10.08 at 3:34 am
I used to work for a certian Alt. Weekly in LA (switcheroo!) that advertized these Fucks. They’re a company of boomers selling ironic nichy garbage to kids. They’re also big pussies that won’t acually do real coke. Trust me, one of thier reps scowled and ran when F4EVER offered.
08.10.08 at 3:25 pm