The first instinct men have when they see women walk down the street all dressed to the nines is: Jealousy. Why are they the only ones that get to feel the soft hug of full-leg polyester socks? We tried to make skirts manly and it didn’t quite pan out. Then make up was going to be a male thing but that got lost. Well, can we at least TRY pantyhose?
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No.
10.17.08 at 11:22 am
not in the states, clearly just gay ol paris
10.17.08 at 11:47 am
This is the one of the funniest things I’ve seen in YEARS. Are they kidding? Do they honestly think any straight man on earth is going to put on panty hose?
This is definitely a case of some young upstart at a panty hose company telling his boss he thought of a way to double their customers. He got a budget to give it a try and he is going for it. Sorry buddy. The only thing you’re going to provide men with is more laughs.
10.17.08 at 12:07 pm
this made my day.
10.17.08 at 12:24 pm
Those three items (makeup, pantyhose, and skirt) do the exact opposite to men what they do to women, none moreso than the skirt. You see, women have what we in the industry like to call baby-making hips and skirts tend to point that fact out visually. If you click the link, you will notice that the model appears to be wearing an infant’s crib liner. The designer’s whole logic about showing off the beauty of the male body with a skirt is negated by the fact that she made it the baggiest, shittiest skirt possible. Also, that thing she said about suits not making men look sexy or powerful or whatever is categorically false. Bitch, please. I have but one suit of a rather conservative cut (read “not fruity”) and any time I wear it out I have to dry clean it the next day solely to remove the smell of vag juice. As far as manty hose, those dudes in the pics look like they are playing pirate or something. I’m not even going to touch the makeup thing, due to the fact that I’ve seen guys in makeup and can confirm that insecure, self-obsessed douchebag is not a good look on anyone.
10.17.08 at 12:35 pm
I think men look really good in Make Up
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/10/gabe-and-max-re.html
10.17.08 at 1:04 pm
Man this is rancid, just look at the people modelling them :-/
10.17.08 at 1:14 pm
Kramer: “I like ‘Bro.’”
Frank Costanza: “I like ‘Manssiere.’”
10.17.08 at 2:35 pm
Just two guys hanging out in their jean shorts. Doot doot.
10.17.08 at 2:57 pm
Does that guy really have his t-shirt tucked into his cut-offs? Fer real?
10.17.08 at 3:49 pm
No fucking way. Metrosexuals are back with a vengence, out to destroy all slimmers of manliness.
10.17.08 at 10:41 pm
How dare Europeans make fun of the way Americans dress? European faggots love paint splashed all over their clothes so much, they just had to put it on their homo pantyhose, too.
10.19.08 at 8:21 pm
no
10.20.08 at 12:22 am
And this is why France is being invaded by Muslims.
10.20.08 at 4:26 am
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01.13.09 at 5:16 pm
saya seorang perempuan,laki laki atau perempuan memakai stoking adalah bukan suatu masalah yg mengherankan,menurutku adalah baik kalo laki laki juga memakai stoking,terlihat sopan dan rapi tidak menjijikan kliatan bulu2nya
01.11.10 at 10:39 am
lelaki memang sebaiknya memakai stocking,terutama disaat memakai celana pendek.terlihat clean,dan lebih baik jika bulu kaki dicukur.
01.11.10 at 10:42 am
saya setuju laki laki memakai stocking saat memakai celana pendek dan lebih baik lagi bulu kaki dicukur,kliatan sopan dan bersih.
09.04.11 at 2:45 am