Hey, all you masochistic, self-loathing male worms who enjoy being battered and shat upon by dominant females—open up your wallets, ’cuz there’s a newer, simpler, more thoroughly degrading game in town! Variously referred to as “financial servitude,” “financial domination,” or “financial slavery,” it’ll erase your self-esteem and bank account quicker than you can say, “Yes, Goddess.”
Basically, this is how financial slavery works:
HER: “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT.”
HIM: “OK.”
And that’s it! That’s all there is to it! The man allows himself to get fucked financially without the slightest promise of ever getting fucked physically. This is domination—and, in a broader sex, all “sex work”—distilled to its abusive, exploitive essence. There is not even the pretense of reciprocity. With regular sex-industry cash exchanges, as with most things on our unfair planet, one typically winds up getting less than what they pay for. But in this case, the sellers don’t even pretend—part of their appeal is an insistence that you aren’t getting anything tangible out of the deal. Traditionally, dominatrices at least give some kind of performance—they clamp nipples or step on throats or put out cigarettes on scrotums. They are at least required to do or say something before they collect cash. But with financial domination, the act of taking cash is the only work they have to perform. As one online financial-slavery dom puts it: “You pay me money, I give you nothing. Got it yet?” How fucking brilliant is that?
Well, I suppose one could say the man gets something in return, if being called a faggot and a maggot and having your “tiny cock” endlessly derided is something you consider worthy of plunking down hard-earned dollars. And if it sexually excites you to reveal your darkest secrets to a calculating shrew who openly threatens to reveal these secrets to the WHOLE WORLD online unless you continue paying financial tribute when she demands it, then the bargain must be especially sweet for you.
Financial slavery as it’s practiced on a staggering number of websites strips away all promises and is refreshingly honest. Its practitioners openly threaten to “rape the wallets” of their “pathetic scum” clients, leading them to “financial doom” while Li’l Miss Goddess spends their hard-earned dough and laughs. “I don’t care if you live in a cardboard box,” writes one financial-slavery dom. “All lavish living is all for me and your ass will work hard so I don’t have to!”
Financial slavery is a perfect meeting ground for man-hating women and the self-hating men who love them. These sassy gals make clear their utter lack of sexual attraction for these men, indulging a systematic process of financial exploitation and “ego reduction” until all that’s left of these guys’ balls is a shiny pink nub. Derision. Scorn. Contempt. And the guys pay and pay for it. One dom’s online “slave gallery” shows photos where a male financial slave poses nude, drinking his own piss and eating a bar of soap just as she instructed him via email. And her photo captions are mercilessly cruel. And he continues to pay her.
I understand the incentive for the women, but what sort of man would this appeal to? Why, man? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Fuck, I have no respect for guys who pay for 51% or more of a date, but this is ridiculous. Masochism is not appealing in either gender, but it seems peculiarly disgusting and unnatural when indulged in by a man. So I absolutely, positively, resolutely, flat-out refuse to feel sorry for these saps. It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who acquires brain damage after repeatedly hitting himself in the head with a hammer.
I also bear some contempt for the heartless, shallow, predatory vadge-pits who suck financial balls dry for a living, but it’s tempered by an admiration for their business acumen. It’s hard to see what the downside is for the women. What a great way to make money. She DON’T work hard for the money. Nice work if you can get it!
I need to come up with a scam like this, one even a tenth as clever as this one. For this first time in my life, I wish I were a woman.
EDITOR’S UPDATE: Visit Mistress Prima HERE
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the fact that all this shit is so hateful makes it enjoyable when the people who do this shit have their lives ruined. Witness what happened to Julie Abra Fischer.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Julie_Abra_Fischer
10.10.08 at 3:56 pm
I agree with you about the why? Try as i might, I can’t understand why a person would want to do this to themselves but, I also dont understand what makes the guy in that freakshow lift a concrete block with his dick. Did they discover this talent (or in this case, fetish) at a young age and did they then, encouraged by supportive mum and dad, develop this talent? ( In the fetish case – was mommy rough on the child perhaps twisting him/her outta shape). Why does one actually like having his penis “cheese grated”? Why does one swallow glass and then hammer a large spike through their sinus cavity? I am perplexed! I can understand, if not appreciate, lots of freaky lifestyle shit but financial dom, piss drinking, shoving frozen wieners in your ass for purposeful blackmail? I cant get my head around that but its kind fascinating (maybe because its not me and it can be fucking hilarious.)
And honestly, the money is probably plentiful and in a sense, easy but, I would find dealing with these wackjobs, squeezing them for all thier financial and self worth, day in and day out, fucking exhausting. Can you imaging how low your opinion of humanity must become? Thats a hard job, unless you yourself get some kind of thrill out of it. That or you’re hitting the burbon pretty hard at the end of the day.
BTW – do they even have an end of the day? These freaks are probably 24-7.
10.10.08 at 5:52 pm
o gawd how i too wish jim goad were a woman. a woman with a big, greasy, sadistic biker for a husband. cunt-punch!
10.10.08 at 6:26 pm
this sounds alot like marriage…..
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
10.10.08 at 8:44 pm
Women – couldn’t you just punch ‘em, Jim?
10.11.08 at 1:54 am
why don’t they lose some weight?
10.11.08 at 5:29 am
How is it that people who read street carnage regularly enough to comment so early still don’t ‘get’ Jim Goad. where the fuck have you people been for the past 20 years, do you think you are ZING ZANGING him with these weakling attempts at pithy one liners? funny cos I just read Debbie Goad’s “I Hate Women” piece in me Answer Me anthology this morning and laffed out loud at the part where she talks about how she’ll punch the face of the next dumb bitch who tells her she desires a child.. funny part. I love women who aggressively hate women as opposed to passive aggressively hate women. cos it’s one or the other ain’t that right pussies
10.11.08 at 1:56 pm
Hey, I’m flattered they took time out from writing checks to their doms in order to comment.
10.11.08 at 3:28 pm
Agreed, Goad. The first thing I like to do in the morning is believe everything i read. After this one, I want a fundamentally Christian marriage to a loving female who insists that I pay taxes and vote for Stephen Harper.
10.11.08 at 11:07 pm
what? you mean he really isn’t a misogynist? i’m sooooooo confused. he’s deeper than nietzsche, man. clearly too deep for your average street carnage reader (ie. his audience) … i am literally “laffing” at myself for believing every word of it. kuntz.
10.11.08 at 11:22 pm
I was about to do the “money domme” business as a means of paying university tuition. A guy said I was the most beautiful and strong woman he had ever seen, offered himself as my “web slave” and asked me to study the website of http://www.princesssierra.com and he would make a website for me so I would have anything I want. I said, hells yeah, I want a Jeep too.
I helped with the website, creating the content and links: example, You are a botched abortion, donate to Planned Parenthood (link to PP)
He wanted my girl friends and I to buy recliner lawn chairs and ingredients for Pina Coladas (his choice of drink and lawn chairs that he would pay for). He wanted us to go to a used clothing store and buy a fur coat, also at his expense. He wanted us to lie back on the chairs and sip drinks while he washed our cars wearing a fur coat. He asked if our boyfriends would be “alpha-males” (a masculine guy with a big cock), showing their cocks and fucking us while we humiliated him. He and I had become friends a long time ago through mutual friends, so I broke it to him gently: I never want to see or talk to you again.
I could have totally exploited this guy as a web slave or a submissive, setting up my own “Princess Daisy” site but I’d rather play Battlefield Bad Company or Rock Band 2, and have FUN on xbox/the internet, and no regrets about coercing idiots to give me money. I wouldn’t be at peace with myself being a “money domme” but I defend the rights of money dommes doing what it is that they do. Someone has to pay attention to kinky eunuchs with lots of money, right?
10.12.08 at 3:19 am
As a personal favor, Mr. Hosebag, I would ask that you kindly heal me of my misogyny. When this is accomplished, please exorcise the Twin Demon that dwells within me called racism.
Thanks,
Jim
10.12.08 at 9:14 am
Dave MDC explained all this S&M shit to me once. He said there’s nothing more freeing to give yourself over to someone and trust them not to hurt you. I guess that explains the Submissives but doesn’t really explain someone abusing your bank account.
Forget it. I still don’t get it.
10.12.08 at 5:04 pm
So what? Lots of people do stupid shit all the time. This is just a flargant example.
Most people don’t give a shit about the things that Jim Goad gets irked about. I like that.
10.12.08 at 6:19 pm
Is that Lannie Barbie?
10.13.08 at 5:40 pm
It’s not a marriage it’s a real fetish that a good percentage of men have.
10.17.10 at 11:53 pm
For some people abuse of their wallet is erotic. What is there not to understand about that? Financial exploitation hurts for some more than others. The feeling of being used can be for many different things. Financial Domination is when it’s for money.
10.27.10 at 2:37 am
Financial Domination is a real Fetish that many wealthy men enjoy as they work and live in a dominating environment and they enjoy being submissive to a dominant woman.
I myself am a sensual Financial Dom. I dont force anyone into being what they call a money slave or pay piggy…..I prefer to call mine boy toys (giggle) The men NEVER meet me in person but get to live out their fantasy……so whats the harm if its consensual……check me out and if your into serving a financial dom contact me.
11.26.11 at 12:45 am
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11.27.11 at 3:24 am