I know this guy named Patrick who was the hugest fucking asshole in the world when he was a teenager. He was a true misanthrope who had bad things to say about everyone, especially women. Sometimes it was a good laugh but usually it just bummed everyone out. No matter how witty his quips were, it was impossible to ignore the part where he was intrinsically unhappy, right down to his bones. Then, one night he did E and ended up fucking this really big Scandinavian guy. The next day Patrick became a great guy and has been nothing but a joy to be around ever since.

This phenomenon, men and women not knowing they’re gay, is many things. It’s sad, a little bit scary, fascinating, curious, but primarily it is just really, really, fucking funny.

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