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Going pee is one of the worst parts about getting wasted. If you’re drinking on the street it’s almost impossible to find a bathroom and if you’re at a bar, the line up is probably 9 bitches deep. Here’s an outtake from my “Walk a Mile in her Shoes” clip wherein I show the ladies how to drain the main vain while remaining ladylike.

Also check out:

JEZEBEL: WEARING HIGH HEELS (PART 1)

JEZEBEL: HOW TO PUT ON MAKE-UP

JEZEBEL: APPLYING MAKEUP, PART 2

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STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JEZEBEL: WEARING HIGH HEELS (PART 2) Says:

[...] FOR THE LADIES – HOW TO PEE IN PUBLIC [...]

07.31.08 at 1:17 pm
LOL Says:

We want the video of the broad peeing

07.31.08 at 1:46 pm
Shnookems Says:

eye makeup?

07.31.08 at 1:53 pm
stop making up names for me Says:

hey. hey make-up man. You look stoopid.

07.31.08 at 2:22 pm
treu Says:

I Fucking love you guys and your clips, keep them coming.

07.31.08 at 2:38 pm
Slut Machine's #1 fan Says:

oooooh you are a close second favorite though! So much fun to watch youguys!

07.31.08 at 4:36 pm
nirvana Says:

gavin you are fucking lol-tastic. i literally never stop lol’ing (literally, i almost choke EVERY time) when watching your vids. keep em coming!!!

07.31.08 at 6:06 pm
nevertoolate Says:

Aye, makeup.

07.31.08 at 6:22 pm
Slut Machine's #1 fan Says:

oh and for clarification i think you look fucking great in the make up! night look for the win!

07.31.08 at 6:33 pm
AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover Says:

I don’t think my clit is large enough for this. Sigh.

07.31.08 at 8:33 pm
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07.31.08 at 11:01 pm
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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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