“I found this tiny scrap of paper while I was vacuuming at work (I work at a video store). Let’s hope they were able to remember to pick up weed, blunts, and juice on their way home without their to-do list.”

FOUND by Charles Casey; Acworth, GA

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17 Comments
  1. ewbacca Says:

    a new mom only costs $10 ? i wish someone had told me that when i was 14


  2. ewbacca Says:

    ^(bitch never drove me to laser tag)


  3. JuCIFER Says:

    Man I FUCKING love that font!


  4. l. bodeep Says:

    I think every one is missing out on the last item, a fucking transformer! This guy buys weed, blunts, cigarettes /// juice, and transformers. This is an 8 year old who likes to blaze, and smoke. Who other than an 8 year old would owe $10 whole dollars to their mother?


  5. OBVIOUSO Says:

    NO DUH!


  6. ur doing it rong Says:

    There’s an E pill going around called transformers: http://www.pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=13908

    but maybe he just wanted the DVD


  7. ur doing it rong Says:

    an ELECTRICAL transformer you fucking idiots…..god forbid your car/house/computer/fridge/etc. ever breaks down


  8. imyar Says:

    kind of adorable


  9. Dave Meltzer Says:

    99% of the stuff Found posts are fake. duh.


  10. lulu Says:

    Wait, ARE transformers $14 now? I’m so out of touch from the 8-12 year old sector. Surely there is a demographic-appropriate blog or webazine I can refer to?


  11. Jerky Fallwell Says:

    “Mom” is slag for heroin.


  12. Faygo Says:

    ^ u can get heroin for $10? i wish someone had told me that when i was 17. ( i would have been sooo cool)


  13. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    I like how people have now turned this into how many obscure names for drugs we can name

    I can make up drugs too “Bronson’s Lament” “Hiverton”


  14. shadaroba Says:

    i call my dope “mage”


  15. Vane$$a Says:

    I bet I smoke about as much weed in one morning as that dude puffs down in about a month. 31 dollah?


  16. sarah @ FOUND HQ Says:

    fuck off dave meltzer. you dont know shit.


  17. mexiCAN Says:

    aint dave meltzer the wreslting fag reporter?


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