STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FOUND: ABBREVIATE

FOUND by Anna Horrell; Santa Rosa, CA

“This post-it was on the lawn of a woman having a yard sale. I can only assume it was meant for the jewelry she had set out on one of her folding tables. Real words of wisdom.” – Anna

FOUND says: This is the only obvious way to abbreviate jewelry.

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7 Comments

ew Says:

truer words were never said.

07.28.09 at 11:03 am
BrooklynChimp Says:

“truer words were never said.”-

damn..

07.28.09 at 12:17 pm
JuCIFER Says:

ahh that’s kinda cute

07.28.09 at 1:22 pm
Zippy Says:

“I can only assume it was meant for the jewelry she had set out on one of her folding tables.”

Maybe she had a lawn jockey with a big, hooked nose.

07.28.09 at 1:30 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

My jewfro is offended by this. She’s assuming the worst in kids.

07.28.09 at 4:22 pm
Sal Says:

Maybe she just spelled juice wrong.

Stingy stingy juice.

07.28.09 at 7:45 pm
Heath Ledger Says:

It’s true, they really don’t.

07.29.09 at 12:52 pm

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