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13 Comments
  1. stoops Says:

    northern ireland, isreal/palestine, and now this.


  2. homeless. Says:

    i hate shitty neighbors


  3. Spandrell Says:

    you fuck my night up and we’ll fuck up your day


  4. Anonymous Says:

    The shit smears are a nice touch.


  5. stoops Says:

    on a side note, what sort of note paper comes with a red line right down the middle? any stationary experts out there?


  6. Mark Says:

    The traces of fecal residue fingerprints are a nice touch.


  7. Stationary expert Says:

    Stoops-It’s a small legal pad. The kind your grandma makes grocery lists on.


  8. Benji Says:

    I hope this means the ornery neighbor literally popped a squat and dropped a turd on the lawn. If he just used the dog that’s cheating.


  9. stoops Says:

    thank you. i can now continue about my day.


  10. Bourgeois Swayze Says:

    That’s the Golden Brown Rule.


  11. Arms Dealer Says:

    I have recently come into the aquisition of 5 great danes and a mexican man with irritable bowel syndrome.

    However my services are pricy.

    How dedicated are you to your cause?


  12. Jackie McChuckles Says:

    The exclamation point really drives the threat home.


  13. Zippy Says:

    This is how wars get started. It’s kind of a rush, isn’t it?


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