STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FOUND: BABY LOVE

FOUND by Lauren Ross Hulphers; Santa Cruz, CA

This was actually found twice. I initially found it in my bathroom trashcan. Immediately, I panicked, believing this could only be page three of a letter from some mysterious, very bad boyfriend of my teenage niece’s. Horrified, I showed my husband today, who said, “Oh, you found that. Yeah, I found it on the railroad tracks the other day.” Whew! I’m relieved to know my sweet, innocent niece isn’t Sam’s “Baby Love”. But now the question is, what was my husband doing on the railroad tracks?

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Stephanie Says:

More evidence in the case for staying away from those who can’t spell!

09.28.09 at 11:18 am

STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET BONER 1676

I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.