STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » FOUND: BACK AND FORTH

Found by Lisa Kilmer; El Dorado, KS

“I found this piece of paper folded up in a bench on the bank of the Walnut River. It makes me wonder if they always go back and forth like this.” -L.K.

-FOUND
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6 Comments

Maxipad Says:

I tell what I am going to do in advance, I am going to go to a high school and rob kids for their notes, full on with ski masks on. Fuck it.

12.01.09 at 9:20 am
Zippy Says:

Waylon????
What’s this cow’s name Melinda Sue?

Let’s hope that these two star crossed lovers run their pickup into a buffalo or a head of cattle somewhere out on the interstate and then Toby Keith can write a tear jerker about them that lonely cowboys play at 3AM in a truckstop out on the prairie while eating a chicken fried steak.

12.01.09 at 10:11 am
Bitch Made Says:

^^ That wasn’t funny at all

12.01.09 at 1:45 pm
Zippy Says:

Of course not, it’s tragic.

12.01.09 at 2:20 pm
Ya Blew It! Says:

Waylon writes like a fool! I’m on F-U’s side.

12.01.09 at 3:53 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

how can anyone over the age of 14 spell this badly. thats a conceited, life-long effort.

12.01.09 at 8:23 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.